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GENXER NOLE retweeted
Keys to SEC success:
- Receive favorable rankings preseason.
- Play 2-3 G5/FCS schools.
- Play possibly one Non Con (preferably the worst one that will agree to play).
- Begin SEC cannibalization and accrue “ranked” wins.
- Mock every other P4 team in the country.
- Gaslight all of CFB fandom.
- Suffer a “good loss”.
- Galight again about how you have a ranked win over an eventual 5-7 team and its value.
- Bitch about everything.
- Suffer a bad loss or an ugly win and tell the world how “gritty” it was.
- Bitch about people bitching about the SEC for pointing out the obvious.
- Get 5+ seeds in the CFP.
- Lose every single CFP game against Non SEC opponents.
- Rinse and repeat.
GENXER NOLE retweeted
Kentucky now has 3 losses. Their best win is,… LSU?
LSU now has 4 losses. Their best win is… 6-4 Clemson?
South Carolina now has 4 losses including today to 4-6 Arkansas.
These 3 are all ranked SEC teams.
But.
At some point, Committee has to see this stuff… right?
GENXER NOLE retweeted
Ole Miss not hitting an 8-hour bus ride will sadly go down as the softest move in the 2026 college football season
A lot of “anywhere, anytime” speeches happening right now…
Not at Ole Miss
They’re not football guys
Sad
GENXER NOLE retweeted
This decision by Greg Sankey is absolutely wrong. All of the power 4 teams found a way to make it to their games, but Ole Miss wouldn't 🤔 ASU is flying across country to UCF this AM to play today. Greg Sankey instead of telling OU they would forfeit if they didn't change the day, he could have told Ole Miss they will forfeit if they didn't find a way to Norman even if game is delayed. But instead he didn't!!
GENXER NOLE retweeted
The FAA literally grounded every flight in the US over a nationwide communications outage, and Uber’s immediate response is to charge stranded passengers $100–$200 just to go a few miles from the airport. Profiteering off a national travel crisis isn't "dynamic pricing." It's predatory.
GENXER NOLE retweeted
Half tomorrow's games being in jeopardy because one team is 2,000 miles away from their conference opponent?
Boy, if only there was some way around this.....
GENXER NOLE retweeted
U JUST GOT BEAT BY ERNIE SIMS BITCH @StoolPitt
GENXER NOLE retweeted
The bad thing about hearing the ACC replay discussions is you realize these guys don't really know the rules themselves.
That's not a launch. It's not targeting. It's barely roughing.
GENXER NOLE retweeted
Mason ordered a Gatorade at an FSU football game when he was younger. He received a chilly response. He drinks Powerade and only Powerade now.
GENXER NOLE retweeted
Breaking - All flights nationwide have beengrounded - the #FAA is facing a computer outage.
Yet another major blow to incompetent Transportation Sect Mayor Pete and people who get important jobs with no experience to check some identity politics boxes.
GENXER NOLE retweeted
Can’t wait to see the CFP Committee rank Alabama as the #1 team in the country next week because “they handled the FAA news as well as anybody”
GENXER NOLE retweeted
Billionaires can write off the entire cost of their private jets and yachts on their taxes, but teachers can only write off up to $300 of school supplies for their classrooms.
This is what an oligarchy looks like.
GENXER NOLE retweeted
College Football decision makers: "Now that we've pissed all over the fans and forced a 24 team playoff down their throat, what can we take away from them that will make them ever more mad?"
Idiot in back or room: "I know. What if we do away with conferences and strip the fans of what little they have left in terms of tradition and history?"