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Joined April 2023
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someone needs to stop me from tweeting. not because I'll say anything particularly bad it's just quite an unlikable character trait
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with Primetime and You Can See Everything holy shit A24 worked lance oppenheim until his pussy stank. well probably. idk why i said that.
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I just found out people with ADHD are stupid. Thatโ€™s why they seem flaky or distracted, theyโ€™re just not as smart as normal people
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They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless
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it feels odd to say now but I do think its a genuine miracle that the dream smp as like, a work of fiction, functioned as well as it did for most of its life. proven by the fact that none of the mcyt series that have tried to replicate it have gotten close to its level of success
here's my hashtag hot take for the year. top 5 things that kill minecraft smps: - ""server lore"" - overabundance of mods - restrictions (dimensions, items, etc) - roleplay focus - inability to separate life from video game
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lots of credit also absolutely goes to tommyinnit, the other members and *especially* the audience who took this concept and crafted something that like. kinda took over the hearts and minds of a generation!!
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idk obviously a lot of it's pretty cringe and many of its creators are best forgotten but I still think its a shame to write it off as *just* covid psychosis, when the cultural sensation it became as an extremely unique piece of metafiction is kind of fascinating to consider
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OH YES PLEASE IM HUNGRY
๐Ÿšจ Olivia Rodrigo will release her first Christmas song this Thursday, titled โ€˜take me home (4 christmas).โ€™
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i forgot i made this like 2 years ago
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Lesbiansโค๏ธ
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happy nirvannaween
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no i dont even gaf like its fine
PHOEBE BRIDGERS BROUGHT OUT BOYGENIUS AND DRESSED AS LAURA PALMER, DALE COOPER AND AUDREY FROM TWIN PEAKS
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she's a little bit femme she's a little bit dyke she's our old friend matt and we're all really happy to see her
guys I cant wait for you to see my femme matt johnson outfit.... like this is gonna change lives
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guys I cant wait for you to see my femme matt johnson outfit.... like this is gonna change lives
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October 31st. #HappyHalloween
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who the hell was he feeling like here
Oh my fabulous old bitch๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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iโ€™m at the literally and genuinely store all the time
gen z loves the word 'genuinely' so much
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youโ€™re making me feel like a dollar in your hand, youโ€™re making me feel like iโ€™m a zero dollar man
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Remember, Halloween isnโ€™t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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