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agatha

@agathatypes

she/her || tweeting thoughts from my hell brain || umbc alumna

Joined July 2012
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taking a Shower (:
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fake news they closed the closest station
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_7 Aug 2023
Beyoncé’s tour is covering the costs for the DC Metro to run more trains and keep all 98 stations open for customers to exit amid weather delays wjla.com/news/local/beyonce-…
Beyoncé's Renaissance Tour funds $100k Metro hour extension amid weather delays

Beyoncé's Renaissance Tour funds $100k Metro hour extension amid weather delays

Due to severe weather delaying Beyoncé's Sunday "Renaissance Tour" show, Metro extended its last train by an hour.

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“you ugandanese?”- my somali taxi driver
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not yall apparently
Nick Lachey (@NickLachey) profile pictureNick Lachey@NickLachey16 Apr 2023
Who’s ready!?? #LoveIsBlindLIVE
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damn so no one oncall answered their pages? #LOVEISBLINDreunion
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ASAP ROCKY GET A JOB!!!!
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequence13 Feb 2023
Rihanna reveals she is pregnant with her second child during her Super Bowl Halftime performance.
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damn we’re definitely not getting a new album
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you’re telling me the prebiotic drinks the girlies are talking about on tiktok is vinegar soda?
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Someone said it’s giving Nothing Nowhere At No Time😂
act iii Updates (@B7Album) profile pictureact iii Updates
@B7Album12 Jan 2023
5 months since Beyoncé released the I’M THAT GIRL Teaser Video teapaw.org/TrellsIvyPark/status/1…
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why did the dj play jerusalema immediately followed by no hands during new years
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🎶when jesus say yes, nobody can say no 🎶
Meghann Cuniff (@meghanncuniff) profile pictureMeghann Cuniff
@meghanncuniff23 Dec 2022
A jury has convicted Tory Lanez of all three charges for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. A crazy and downright scary scene in the courtroom as his father and stepmother screamed about wicks injustice.
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the weapons:
Tory Lanez (@torylanez) profile pictureTory Lanez
@torylanez6 Dec 2022
No weapon formed against me shall prosper …. EVER
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This African at my job said I wouldnt be worth 3 bananas in his village 😂😂😂
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Ocean City Maryland – at Washington, DC
Vulture (@vulture) profile pictureVulture@vulture12 Dec 2022
After Hawaii and Sicily, where should #TheWhiteLotus go next? vult.re/3iTF93w
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morroco jamilah i love it here
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Image from 🇵🇸🧚🏽 (@notcishet)
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i had to buy salt from lowes and put it on my driveway and stairs…..this is the most unfeminine thing i’ve done
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“compared to dulles, bwi is in the village”-my dad
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It’s giving Agatha
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoods27 Nov 2022
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one of my fave tweets from this year 😔
agatha (@agathatypes) profile pictureagatha@agathatypes23 Feb 2022
“you know i can never trust people from uganda”-my ugandan uber driver
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