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Joined April 2020
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Reminder that the Atlanta hockey team is now in......Winnipeg Canada. Lol. Lmao even
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And Netanyahu’s cuck
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braves beat the make-a-wish lineup. congrats.
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found Kevin Long's address.
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if any Phillie from this era goes into the HOF with a Phillies hat on I am going to Cooperstown and desecrating it.
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except Derek Hill.
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only good part about the birds losing on Monday is we don't have to endure stupid fucking losers doing the "oh this team sucks! but at least there is this other team!" cope bullshit.
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"you hate the eagles, don't you." fuck no. I hate eagles fans who are only eagles fans.
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turned off a playoff elimination game. that is what this team means to me. fuck these clowns. I'll be back for one last miserable post after the final out.
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1 more year of JT if, god willing, baseball doesn't happen in 2027.
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Lard*
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can someone hold me like this rn.
can someone hold me like this rn.
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Elite speed back to the dugout
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shocked it isn't jars of mayo.
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insane to look up the seasons Trea Turner and Nick Castellanos had before becoming Phillies.
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going to be so funny when they don't score here. I've been joker laughing for 45 minutes.
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oh a groundout RBI. how fucking cool.
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Trea Turner you fucking suck.
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Braves ball boy in right field has a better backhand than Trea Turner
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