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Overland Park, KS
Joined January 2010
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Got a speeding ticket from the @JOCOSHERIFF for $209.50 and paid it with 20,000 pennies and 38 quarters.
Abe Hermes™ retweeted
Die Botschaft von Nick Fuentes an Trump und die Republikaner war "gib mir einen Platz am Tisch, oder ich gehe full Anakin Mode. Kein Wählen für das geringere Übel mehr."
Es wird sich zeigen, ob die Botschaft angekommen ist.
Abe Hermes™ retweeted
⚠️MAJOR EVENT INCOMMING: AI CYBER ATTACK, GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR, OR BOTH!⚠️
Pentagon's COG Plan Goes Into High Gear In Anticipation Of SOMETHING BIG As Doomsday Planes Are Activated & Transmitting Nuke Preparation Codes!
In This Powerful Video Report, Alex Jones Breaks Down How The Globalists Have Been Preparing For A Catastrophic Disruptive Event That Will Collapse The World Economy & Allow Them To Pose As The Saviors With Their Great Reset CBDC / Digital ID!
Learn How To Prepare NOW— Before It's Too Late!
Thursday LIVE: US And Israel To Launch Joint Strikes On Iran After US Midterms! Trump Declarers Election Emergency! National Guard To Oversee US Election With Cyber Command! Plus, Doomsday Planes Transmit Nuclear War Preparation Codes! MUST-WATCH teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/2ybrMOpXO…
Disney mom in white Kia Sorento shuts me down
So I’m sitting in traffic, minding my own business, when I spot this absolute Disney MILF driving a white Kia Sorento.
She’s got the Disney World castle sticker and a personalized license plate that says “DZNE MOM.” 🏰
I’m thinking, damn, this woman doesn’t just go to Disney World. She IS Disney World. 😂
Annual passholder. Mickey Mouse ears in the glovebox. Probably has a Disney Vacation Club membership and refers to Orlando as her second home.
So naturally, I pull up beside her, roll down my window, and yell:
“HEY, DISNEY MOM! WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SOUNDTRACK?!”
She looks over, completely confused.
“ALADDIN?! THE LION KING?! BEAUTY AND THE BEAST?!”
Nothing.
So I hit her with:
“HOW ABOUT TARZAN?! YOU EVER HEARD STRANGERS LIKE ME?! BECAUSE I’D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW A STRANGER LIKE YOU!” 🦍😂
She’s looking at me like I just escaped from the Jungle Cruise.
I’m not giving up.
“COME ON, I CAN SHOW YOU A WHOLE NEW WORLD!” 🧞♂️
She starts rolling up her window.
“WAIT! DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE LETTING IT GO?!” ❄️
Light turns green.
She floors it.
I’m sitting there thinking…
Damn. I thought I found my Belle, but apparently I’m just another Beast. 💀
And just like that, my Disney princess drove off toward her happily ever after.
Meanwhile, I’m still a single rider, waiting for someone to fill the empty seat on my Magic Kingdom adventure. 🎢😭😂
Abe Hermes™ retweeted
We now have a list of the NO KINGS financiers:
- Arabella: $79M
- Warren Buffet: $16M
- Ford: $51M
- Rockefeller: $26M
- Soros: $72M
- Tides: $45M
$294,487,641 MILLION
Abe Hermes™ retweeted
The left has officially abandoned reality 🤡
If a father took his child to a doctor to surgically remove an eye so the child could “identify” with him, he would be arrested for even considering it. Yet, when it comes to permanent, life-altering "gender-affirming" surgeries and hormones for minors, the left calls it “healthcare,” which is not proven to benefit them in any way
It’s time to stop the madness. We are talking about the permanent disfigurement of children who don't really understand what's happening to them, based on zero conclusive long-term evidence. Instead, some deranged adults convince them through indoctrination. We need to press pause, protect kids, and return to common sense before more lives are irreversibly damaged
Enough is enough
Abe Hermes™ retweeted
.@drewhouston, I’ve a feeling we’re not in kansas* anymore…
*shout-out to my hometown of overland park, kansas :)
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Trans people are the most dangerous and unstable group in existence and it’s not close. The entire gender transition industry must be forcibly shut down immediately. Not just for the sake of the gender confused people it preys upon, but for the safety of the general public.
Abe Hermes™ retweeted
Andy Frisella: “We have a very corrupt government. We have a bunch of thieves. We have a bunch of f*cking criminals who impoverish us and steal from us and take from us every day under the threat of violence.”
teapaw.org/conspiracyb0t/status/2…
Abe Hermes™ retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: The left is FURIOUS after a new poll reveals a SUPERMAJORITY of people says Kid Rock had a better halftime show than Bad Bunny — 67% to 33%
That's according to TMZ'S OWN poll 🤣
BRUTAL FLOP! You messed up, NFL.
Huge win for Americans!
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OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI edited. Actual Super Bowl LX performers: Charlie Puth (national anthem), Brandi Carlile (America the Beautiful), Coco Jones (Lift Every Voice and Sing), Lady Gaga and Bad Bunny (halftime).
Watch the superbowl half time here: youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?si…
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Mamdani has been mayor for 30 days, and so far:
- Bus and subways fares are up and service is slower.
- 13 homeless people froze to death.
- There have been 15 homicides.
- Rapes are up 11%.
- The city faces a $12.6 Billion fiscal cliff.
Socialism is working as expected.
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🚨 HOLY SMOKES. New video shows leftist rioter Alex Pretti ATTACKING AND SPITTING on federal agents in Minneapolis just a week before his fatal encounter with Border Patrol
That’s not peaceful at all.
He was a KNOWN RIOTER! Media narrative busted.
