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Traveling Cabbage Merchant who just wants to bring his love of cabbages to the world. 💚

Joined May 2023
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This is true! Master Katara is very well respected by everyone I know! 💚
Katara the multiversal threat
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CABBAGE MERCHANT retweeted
if you can please help out my wonderful friend, he deserves to have a house! it’s completely understandable if you don’t have the means to, but please at least share this so he can get some traction! thank you!! 🩷🩷🩷
Hey guys!! I'm gonna be blunt, I'm losing my housing. like, very soon. I have ~9 days living under a definite house, and no confirmed shelter. I'm embarrassed to do this but I need all the help I can get. Here is my cashapp, I'll go into detail below. $briarsuniverse
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CABBAGE MERCHANT retweeted
Hey guys!! I'm gonna be blunt, I'm losing my housing. like, very soon. I have ~9 days living under a definite house, and no confirmed shelter. I'm embarrassed to do this but I need all the help I can get. Here is my cashapp, I'll go into detail below. $briarsuniverse
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I understand that not everybody likes and ships Kataang, and they have every right to criticize ships, but let's not lie 😭
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Everyone previously banned from my cabbages have been unbanned! After a long week of exposure therapy, the cabbages have shown signs of tremendous recovery! Thank you all for your patience! 💚
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everything always leads back to misogyny
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/ bringing this back bc i can't believe ppl still give katara shit for literally just grieving her mother .
/ incoming rant, look away 😝😝 as i grew up and delved into atla as a community, i came to realize that people loved making fun of katara for "constantly bringing up her dead mother". and after rewatching the show more times than i can count, i can confidently say that was +
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Brat! 💚💚💚💚
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CABBAGE MERCHANT retweeted
suggested going up on my psych meds to my doctor and he said “there is no up”
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// everybody getting with Mako BUT Wu 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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HEY! WH-WHAT....... 🥺
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CABBAGE MERCHANT retweeted
twitter separated retweets from tweets on your profile omg it's so sover
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I love lesbians. 💚💚💚💚💚 😁🫶
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Replying to @F1R3F3RR3T
Just because you want one woman, or two actually, to fuck you doesn't erase the fact that your gayboy energy is radiating like the sun
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if you're shy as an adult they kill you
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Replying to @scottannes
she had no idea they was abt to play in her face
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I know about the current war going on, so there will be 50% off on all cabbages! 💚
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