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Possum Kingdom

@aissalanis

it’s fine.

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Joined September 2010
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You either die hating George Constanza or live long enough to become him.
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Kevin Cage
@Kevin_Cage_30 Jul 2022
Kind of like some games in the Metaverse today lol
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If the earth is flat, explain how my life has been going downhill constantly.
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trash_dog@itsu_nie10 Jul 2022
Replying to @stxrinsky @insultsrare
@insultsrare
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billy
@billyinohio20 Jun 2022
the prophecy has been fulfilled
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The Danger of Minimalist Design (& the death of detail) A short thread...
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Before you judge some one, remember that you have no idea what they are struggling with. I, for example, am in the midst of a centuries long struggle with a bog witch for the ruby pendant which will free my one true love. Ya just never know.
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife12 Jun 2022
While some age like a fine wine I’m here aging like milk in a sippy cup forgotten under the couch.
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Rhyming Mama@sarabellab12313 Jun 2022
I just told my daughter that when I was a kid our tv only had 4 channels and she rolled her eyes and said, “oK, mOm. wHaTeVeR,” and now I’m starting to wonder if maybe my father DID walk to school uphill both ways.
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los (appstar)
@downloadlos12 Jun 2022
YALL I JUST MET JACK DORSEY BUT I DIDNT HAVE A PEN OR PAPER SO HE SIGNED MY NOTES APP
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linc@lincandescent13 Jun 2022
bird law
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She sees the humor. Proceed.
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I am going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
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greg
@greg1667693542029 May 2022
I’m at a family reunion today and 3 people have come up to me asking how my imaginary internet money is doing. I always just say “it’s down a little bit” even though it’s much, much, worse.
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are you blocked by these accounts?
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litquidity
@litcapital23 May 2022
investment bankers in the 90s vs. investment bankers in 2022
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emily 💗@yappyemily22 May 2022
@isabelzawtun
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Les@LiteralLeslie20 May 2022
Nah fr. 7 rounds of interviews for a job and y’all don’t pick me? Yeah ok, I’m starting Monday REGARDLESS. Remind me where the expresso machine is again?
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