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Joined September 2009
“Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.”
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fun fact: i actually took MUA classes so i lowk can answer this and the outrage in the replies LOL in short, bridal makeups usually include a trial makeup where u discuss with the MUA how u want it to be like on D-Day!!! makeup goes overtime. u look shit = theyre shit contd ⬇️
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Good Morning my loves. Not everyone is here to cook indomie, and that’s okay 🤍
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Questions I ask myself everyday:
Why do I hate people being in my space so badly. Lord am I a witch?
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If ASOS said they want more money for a dress you bought bcos they later found out you wore to a wedding ppl would understand how mad that reasoning is lmaoo
Mind you, again, these are not artists that are showing up at an event and being asked to make something shake. These are MUAs who are staying in their studio, getting on social media, and finding out the woman that sat in their chair a few hours ago went on to get married.
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Chris Rock says Meghan Markle marrying into the royal family and then complaining about racism is like marrying into the Budweiser family and being shocked that they drink a lot 💀 Chris says Meghan knew she was marrying into a family with a long history of racism, so he finds it ironic that she was surprised by it. He then addresses the controversy about the royal family asking how dark her baby would be, arguing that it’s just typical in-law behaviour. He says even Black families want to know how dark the baby will be, joking that everyone wants to know if they’re getting a Steph Curry baby or a Draymond Green baby. 😭
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😭😭 and I’m watching it all
How is the second season of All’s Fair even worse than the first?
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He helped elect Buhari in 2015. Then took the same playbook to Ghana and helped elect Akufo-Addo. "Copy and paste." 8 years later, the naira had lost over half its value and Ghana had defaulted. I asked Chude Jideonwo what went wrong. His answer: "I honestly don't know."
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Calling what we have in Nigeria "tech media" is pure banter. They don't report the industry; they cover for it. We all know the real stories they refuse to publish. Let’s not even go there abeg.
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It’s giving scripted (badly)
She Has Been Friends With Her Male Best Friend For 10 Years And Believes Their Friendship Is Solid, Insisting He Would Never Want Anything More Than Friendship. So, He Asked Her To Call Him And Tell Him She Wanted Them To Become a Couple. His Reaction? 😩
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Life is crazy cuz why you ain’t say wtf happened? Was it a “woman to woman” or a better nigga?!? 👀👀😂😂
Damn I was really about to be married the beginning of this year had I not checked my request messages😭😭😩 life is crazy lmao
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if you wrapped your arms around me in my enclosure what else am i meant to think… i’m on the bear’s side
Bir ayı, vücut ölçülerini alan veterinerin kendisine sarıldığını zannetti.
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🤣🤣🤣 God forbid bitterness oh
Dame Dash says it was his idea for jay-z to wear bulletproof vest and says he doesn’t want to hear about Jay-z again “he’s boring and wack” and also says jay started a rap beef with him. “He still does my ideas bro, you see when I tell him to wear the hat he wears the hat, cut the hair he cut the hair, I wish he would be more careful… I don’t wanna hear about Jay no more he’s boring and wack
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lol the POS in Nigeria also does not work with all cards. When we came to Nigeria we also struggled so much because most POS there did not accept international cards
Nigeria is a hard country but it’s one of the easiest countries to live in I remember my visitation to Ghana 🇬🇭 Omo it was a struggle, you cnt see one simple pos there, be ready to momo everything except you have cash 😂😂😂 I loved my to visit to Ghana except the fact they don’t do pos 😭
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Savannah James and April McDaniel open up about their deep bond and what it really takes to maintain adult friendships. Savannah gets emotional revealing that April saw something in her that she didn't see in herself "I think friendship takes work. And people don't talk about it... It's effort to talk, connect, learn each other, figure it out. I think people don't get to know people nowadays." "April saw something in me that I didn't see in myself... don't make me cry on the show” "It's hard to sit amongst somebody so big and have your own identity... I see in her what she may not see, but I also see things that I lack, that I love, that I admire."
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ngl going 50/50 w a man just so he can’t talk shit to you is crazy to me bc you’ll do all that & he’ll find another way to try you lmfao
Dwyane Wade earned $196 million in the NBA. At home, Gabrielle Union pays half the bills. And she insisted on a prenup. It started with one sentence. Wade says they were arguing in Miami and he called it "my house that I paid for." She told him he would never say that to her again. In L.A., she paid half of the new home. "You will never say my house again." In May 2023, Union said it on a Bloomberg podcast: "in this household, we split everything 50/50." Wade says it covers about three things, like the house. Everything else, each pays their own. They married in 2014, and in her memoir she wrote that she "got taken to the cleaners" in her first marriage. The case for 50/50: she earns her own money, she already paid for one divorce, and nobody gets to call the home "mine." The case against: he made $196 million, a marriage is not a business deal, and splitting bills with someone who earns more keeps the gap. In the video below, Wade explains how 50/50 works in their house. If your partner earns far more than you, should you still split the bills 50/50?
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This Chicago fire, no where dey ever cool. Every day problem
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Christianity, as a worldview faithfully pursued and embodied, will inevitably bring you into conflict with many popular ideas. It gives you a particular lens through which to understand how the world operates, but also calls you not to reproduce its patterns, even when doing so might benefit you. James 2 speaks to this beautifully: when the rich and the poor come into the same fellowship, one must not be given preferential treatment over the other. Perhaps that's part of what faith should do for our self-image: free us from the need to establish our worth through status, while reminding us not to measure the worth of others by theirs.
She gets it. She just does
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Femi Fani Kayode in South Africa serving it hot…..Baba no dey Gree For Them🤣
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon reveals what his daughter wrote when he joined Trump's business council: "How could you, Dad?" 🇺🇸 Jamie Dimon: "We've never been in line with the current administration. We've always tried to help the current administration, and I'm never embarrassed about that. My daughter, years ago when Trump became president, I went on that business council thing, and she wrote me a long letter. Beautiful, elegant, thoughtful, ending with, how could you, Dad, with the quote from Martin Luther King from the Birmingham jail. My other two daughters and my wife said ditto. Don't come home for dinner. I wrote back. Julia, you got everything right except for one thing. The conclusion. Martin Luther King would have gone to the White House every day to further his goals and his values. What's the right thing to do? Then do it."
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon reveals the cost cut he ordered reversed in his first days at the bank: "That is not cost cutting." 🇺🇸 Jamie Dimon: "When I first came to J.P. Morgan, they had read the stories about me. Tough on expenses, which I am. I hate waste. But waste is not tough on expenses. They had outsourced all the guards and janitors, and the head of the union wanted to come see me. He said, you outsourced the janitors. The same person comes back to the same job at the same pay. The benefits package, if they have a family, cost $30,000, predominantly medical and retirement, and they cut it in half. That saved $15,000. I went to see the person who did it, and I said, never do something like that again. That is not cost cutting. I want them back by the end of the week. I don't want any negotiation. I don't want to talk about it. I don't care what consultants told you. I don't care what other companies do."
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