part time political theorist, full time comedian • I only understand sarcasm

Lost between borders
Joined August 2015
2026, thank you for new doors and new lands
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he's an excellent talent. i hope the family shies away from the media and find him a solid football academy. if possible, move to europe and lock in. generational talent right before our eyes
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Haley Steven’s: DONT UNFAIRLY DEMONIZE ISRAEL Israelis:
This type of fearmongering about Israel is wrong. It is not a winning strategy for any state. It does nothing to help Michigan Democrats win up and down the ballot in eight days. Do we need to lower costs by building more homes, securing people’s health care, and creating a fairer federal tax code? Yes, we do!! How we do so is not by blaming the high costs of our goods on the only Jewish homeland in the world. I want to see Democrats succeed at every level, and that means keeping our focus on lowering costs for Michigan families and reining in this out-of-control President.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Replying to @HaleyforMI
“The only Jewish homeland” This phrase is always used when wanting to shore up sympathy. Just call the country by its name- Israel. Such a ridiculous attempt to guilt trip people.
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Replying to @HaleyforMI
Did your bosses at AIPAC write this post for you?
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John Oliver stan retweeted
This be my point cos if you care about people not spending more money when they can’t afford why are you mad they are buying fakes? “If you go to Kantamanto, you’ll find very nice bags” Ohemaa where you figa I get the fake birkin from?
Replying to @GhansahvsDemons
As someone who's been around classist niggas(you), she wasn't been real. That is simply how classist people dress up their rhetoric. The advice and feigned concern serve as vehicles for condescension and class preservation.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
people love capitalism until they actually see capitalism 😭
WATCH: Migrant Uber Eats delivery workers in France are using multiple phones to reject low-paying orders, forcing the app’s algorithm to raise delivery offers to €15 or more.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Replying to @HQNewsNow
Chanting USA gets me Everytime 😂😂😂 mindless cult
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Having a girlfriend is like living with your own personal Hitler?
Hitler fact of the day! Before bed, Hitler would call some of his subordinates into his room and he’d ramble about basically nothing for HOURS. If any of these people fell asleep he’d get very upset
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It’s never ending cycle
University of Education, Winneba (UEW) students express shock after SRC reveals it spent over GH₵570,000 on an LED screen on campus.
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Replying to @samgeorgegh
@samgeorgegh Zambiafoɔ nyinaaa daase! Mi Digital Kalusha
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This is so cool 😂
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They purposely make the images black and white to make you think it was long ago meanwhile the "six year old girl" who is ruby bridges literally has a tiktok account.
THEY PUT A BLACK DOLL IN A COFFIN TO TERROR*ZE A SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHOSE ONLY "CRIME" WAS WALKING INTO A WHITE SCHOOL.
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As soon as she got up he lost focus 😭
I’m not gone hate They’re trying fuck it
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because your country's democrats aren't real leftists like the ones in brasil. if you consider yourself a "woke american" and yet still call any country by "third world", then your answer is right there. you guys think you're superior to the rest of the world.
How come third world Brazil get's to have a progressive president for 8 years while we are stuck with a good for nothing rotten fascist.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
We're so classist for a lower middle income country. Ghana's poverty index is 21.4%, 7 million ghanaians are dirt poor. Yet you'll sit somewhere and be policing what people wear, the jobs they do and the lives they live.
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So much of what is taught as etiquette is elitism.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Standard progression of a desi attempting an American accent: strong opening, gradual decline, and an inevitable return to its roots by the end.
I just voted. Every Republican in Texas needs to show up, or we lose Texas. Early voting ends Oct 30. Bring friends and family with you!
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John Oliver stan retweeted
The funny thing is that Trump got zero political points for kidnapping Maduro.
Kidnapping universally disliked Maduro is one thing But if the Trump admin tried doing that (they won't) with Lula, I have no doubt it would bring heavy consequences for years or decades to come (It would also ensure The Right getting killed in the next Brazilian elections)
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Thank you for your attention to this, Spencer! I hope you can help crack the case on what corrupt organizations funded and organized the coordinated campaign of social media influencers into Brazil for the election.
Why is everyone suddenly so obsessed with some foreign election? How come you don’t see every single establishment tool join a coordinated chorus on elections in any other country, but suddenly everyone from Alex Soros to Gavin Newsom to Midlife Mark Ruffalo are all fixated on Brazil? Weird…
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John Oliver stan retweeted
After Angie called out CBS, they deleted the video. The media continues to manipulate people, and somehow, people keep falling for it.
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