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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
The greatest letter of all time...
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
Is there anyone in Trump’s White House & Cabinet who’s neither a motherfucker, cocksucker or cunt?
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
🇦🇺 🇺🇸 An Australian woman has a rather devastating response to Americans who insist that everyone loves the United States and secretly dreams of living there. “Australians aren’t jealous of America, we mostly feel sorry for you.” She also makes a much more interesting point. Believing that you already live in the greatest country on Earth is intellectually lazy. If you’ve been told your entire life that nowhere else comes close, why bother looking? And that is precisely what makes this mentality so limiting. Looking beyond your own borders should be a source of inspiration. Other countries do things better. Some have better healthcare, others better education, infrastructure or social protections. There is absolutely nothing unpatriotic about noticing this and asking why your own country cannot do the same. Every country has its problems. Australia does. Norway does. America certainly does. Nobody has invented the perfect society. But every country also has something worth learning from. And perhaps that is the greatest irony of all. The people most convinced that America has nothing to learn from the rest of the world may be the very people preventing it from becoming better.
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Sunshine: "Well, Canada is proof that tariffs work because they already have them. They impose tariffs on our dairy industry. They say that once you reach a certain amount of imports..." Phillips: "We've never reached the quota that triggers those tariffs. And guess who negotiated those quotas? President Trump."
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
Trump swaggered into Georgia right before the midterms, breathlessly announcing a huge new Audi factory, a massive win for the state he claimed. Here's the receipt: Audi had absolutely no such announcement, no plans to build a plant in Georgia, and no knowledge of this supposed commitment. This wasn't just campaign exaggeration; it was a bald-faced fabrication, invented out of thin air just days before an election, banking on voters not checking if a major international corporation actually agreed to a multi-billion dollar investment during a political rally. It perfectly illustrates how quickly reality gets benched for a headline grab, promising prosperity that only exists in a speech bubble, all while the people who supposedly value "truth" never question the actual facts. thehill.com/homenews/state-w…
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
Trump went from packing arenas to the punchline at intimate gatherings. I love this for him. Obama, no notes 🔥
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SNL UK is superior to SNL USA. Change my mind.
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
Donald J. Trump, currently alive President of the United States of America, is now suffering a slow agonizing death preceded by the gradual dissolution of his sense of self and identity. He is living his remaining hours and days in decay untethered from his own sense of history, as his connection to every single living human being is severed like the unraveling of old, wet rope.
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Trump says Canada pays his tariffs. So why the fuck is he cutting them to save American businesses? Maine farmers are hurting. Border-state businesses are paying more. American jobs are being put at risk. Trump spent months telling Americans that foreigners pay the bill. Now he’s handing out tariff exemptions because Americans can’t afford it. If Canada pays the tariffs, why do Americans need relief?
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THIS IS MASSIVE FROM 🇨🇳 CHINA 🇺🇸 Trump: "China agreed not to supply weapons to Iran. I talked to them." 🇨🇳 China FM: 🔥 "We want to end rumors that China agreed with the U.S. not to supply weapons to Iran." "To be clear: no such communication occurred. China has neither confirmed nor denied supplying weapons to Iran." "Our security agreements and defense cooperation are sovereign matters for China alone. No foreign country may interfere in China’s internal affairs." Trump getting humiliated every hour. 😭
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
.@BarackObama: Trump should be on HGTV. He's building a ballroom, paved over the Rose Garden, put a helicopter pad on the South Lawn, and what's up with the gold? He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory!
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
You cannot make this shit up. All this time, Trump has claimed that other countries pay the tariffs and that tariffs don’t raise consumer prices. So in order to help Susan Collins win re-election, Trump is rolling back some tariffs proving that Americans pay for them.
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
Trump continues to show beyond doubt why Canada needs new reliable trading partners. Trump calls Canada’s developing association with the EU a “hostile act.” This from the guy who instigated the trade war and continues to threaten Canada with annexation.
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
Canadian PM Mark Carney told the NYT in September that he wanted to "diversify away from Starlink." A scant few weeks later, the Musk/Trump/Starlink cartel f*cked Ukraine to serve Putin. Carney - speaking frankly - now says replacing and even banning Starlink is now top priority.
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
So…if removing Trump’s tariffs will help economically, then, for the umpteenth time - Trump’s tariffs were a really stupid idea that hurt the American people and slowed down our economy big time. Got it.👇
BREAKING: The United States is expected to remove 50% tariffs on some Canadian products in a bid to help Maine Senator Susan Collins and other Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections. Full Story: on.wsj.com/4i6fCyU
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Alan Cross 🇨🇦 retweeted
Honestly, I think 73 seems too high. And I am saying that as an objective observer.
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If Lindsey Graham was blackmailed for being gay, forcing him to be nice to Trump, imagine how much Trump is being blackmailed for him to start a war, cause death, suffering and collapse of our economy. And to be Putin's slave. Whatever you think they have on Trump, it's worse.
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