🇺🇸 Founder & Former CEO of NASDAQ $PHUN | BTC | Army Ranger | Entrepreneur | Angel Investor | Cane | 7 Kids | +0.1 GHIN | 💎🙌💎🥜 | $CIFR $IREN $NBIS $MU $BE

Austin, TX
Joined May 2009
Updated Portfolio Allocation for 8 Digit Portfolio: Spot #BTC = 35% $BE = 7% $NBIS = 7% $SKHY = 7% $MU = 7% $QQQ = 5% $SPY = 5% $IBIT LEAP 2028 Calls = 4% $IREN = 4% $IREN LEAP 2028 Calls = 4% $SMH = 4% $DRAM = 4% $CIFR = 2% $CIFR LEAP 2028 Calls = 2% $MSTR LEAP 2028 Calls = 1% $SKHY LEAP 2028 Calls = 1% $IBIT = 1% Focus is exclusively Bitcoin ... chips ... storage ... and AI HPC. Tick tock ... next block. Tick tock ... next GW.
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There's a reason Nepal calls this the Death Valley Highway 😬 Writer: Ian
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Excited to watch America boil over in anger and explode before the holidays. This fake … gay … and retarded timeline is untenable for actual Americans. The fatigue and disgust is real. Tick tock.
Very weird Sunday US pentagon 90 day resource stockpile, Brazil stolen election, UK power grid down, king tides in FL, full moon, Netanyahu tweeting out a nuclear bomb picture and Elon saying neoclouds to zero
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In my humble opinion, Israel needs to be nuked
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Escape fiat hell. Move to El Salvador.
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We estimate there will be another 800-1,000 datacenters built in the US over the next few years..this will be a Game of Thrones battle in the tech world to secure compute power. SpaceX is aggressively building out its hyperscaler infrastructure vs neoclouds and cloud players 🏆🥊
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$NBIS is not a neocloud….
We’ve secured a $3.5 billion financing facility from Citi to support our global growth. The facility provides capital at attractive rates, diversifies our capital structure, and gives us greater flexibility over when and how we raise long-term financing. Full release: nebius.com/newsroom/nebius-s…
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....and there it is. Donald's handler.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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Elon: The payback on GPUs is 6 months Also Elon:
Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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Yo Elon, shut the fuck up for a few days He’s realizing SPACE data centers gonna take longer than he forecasted shocker, so he wants to scoop up data centers on earth 🌍 on the cheap 🤦‍♂️ We need data centers for e-commerce, social media/tiktok/onlyfsns, porn, search , multiple streaming platforms, you tube, iCloud, transportation, uber/lyft/robotaxi, food delivery services, shipping, enterprise software, music, podcasts, FinX, cloud computing, crypto mining and trading, grand theft auto/call of duty, manufacturing, medicine, healthcare, banking, military/defense, robotics, brokerages/trading, then large language models, open models, agentic workloads, inferencing, cyber security, physical AI, and much more!
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That is why I own $NBIS. Arkady Volozh built Yandex, still owns roughly 11% of Nebius, and has led the company through sanctions and a full rebuild to over $40B of contracted revenue from customers like Microsoft and Meta. Around him is a team with deep hyperscale and enterprise experience, just to name a few: CFO Dado Alonso came from finance roles at Amazon, Booking.com and Naspers, CRO Marc Boroditsky from Oracle, Twilio and Cloudflare, and Americas GM Dan Lawrence from AWS and Akamai. That depth of experience and alignment is the quality worth owning when the weak operators get washed out.
Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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The overt focused effort to destroy the wealth and quality of life of Americans is fucking treasonous. There must be horrific penalties for all the politicians … bankers … and their handlers. If the portfolios fall … then so should the blades.
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Imagine if we had access to Jared Kushner’s emails and text messages. It’ll just be a continuation of the Epstein files.
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Me riding to zero instead of panic selling for a loss
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Over the next year, This is going to get crazy, Bitcoin is +56% away from all-time highs. We are about to move so far past these levels that 125k per coin will feel like a quick stop on the way to something no one can even imagine. THIS WILL BE AMAZING TO WITNESS. cant wait… still cautiously bullish but every bear must become fully bullish eventually... soon!
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Last time each team has lost by multiple scores: Miami: 2023 Ohio State: 2025, to Miami Kentucky: THIS SEASON Ole Miss: THIS SEASON Alabama: LAST WEEK Missou: LAST WEEK UF: TWICE THIS SEASON UGA/TX/TN/LSU: 2025 A&M: EVERY WEEEK LMAO
Kentucky is 7-1 with the #1 strength of record in the country. They have the #8 strength of schedule. Miami has the 60th ranked strength of schedule. Kentucky has a BETTER resume than the fanless Canes.
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Elon: “As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers.” $NBIS a couple of days ago:
Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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This is the most stretched, oversold condition in history for any factor or basket of stocks ever.
HISTORIC CRASH IN AI MOMENTUM. Morgan Stanley’s U.S. TMT Momentum Factor has now collapsed 62% from its highs. Even more remarkable, the factor has recorded 65 daily moves exceeding 5% in absolute terms this year, nearly matching the 70 such moves recorded during the ENTIRE 1999–2001 dot-com boom and bust. These are not ordinary moves. Absolutely historic volatility and destruction in Momentum.
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Trumps about to find out in the midterms that practically no one in America agrees with him on this.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says high gas prices are a "small price to pay" for the Iran war. "I thought gas would be double and triple."
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This app is now literally just endless posts about how doomed AI is and how the bubble has popped.
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