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Don't listen to the noise. Life is easier than you think.

Joined April 2009
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It takes what it takes.
The Carolina Jr. Hurricanes are heading home with the trophy in hand as your 2026 @ChipotleTweets-USA Hockey Youth Tier II 18U 1A National Champions! #USAHNationals game recap: usah.info/5c6wy44s
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hell yeah i’ve been getting more spam calls and texts too this is what i’ve been looking for
Normal people block spam texts. Me? I found out TCPA violations can cost $500–$1,500 each, so naturally I put my @Muse to work tracking potential violations in a Google Sheet.
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Ben Wilson (@BenWilsonTweets) has stage 4 cancer and 4 kids under the age of 5. I want to help him as much as possible, so I invited him on the podcast to talk about his work studying history’s greatest leaders and what it’s like getting told he’s going to die at 38. He’s a good guy, a close friend, and one of my favorite podcasters. His work has benefited millions of people all across the world. Please watch this episode and see if you can help with medicine, introductions, or donations. 0:00 What Ben has learned from making How to Take Over the World and studying history’s greatest leaders. 55:51 Living like you're dying. Ben on facing cancer.
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Realizing that your job is forwarding instructions from your boss to Claude and taking Claude’s responses to send them back to your boss
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The Gr8est to ever do it... One final ride for Ovi this season 🚨
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I couldn't agree more.
Maybe it's just a sign of our affluence and technological sophistication but the fact that so much brain power and money is being spent trying to 'solve' such meaningless problems as restaurant reservations is depressing. We used to send people to the moon.
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I'm on watch number 1000 of this and I don't plan on slowing down. Mune is perfect
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Asking Meta's Muse what happens to my data:
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I'm guilty
Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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Politicians telling me inflation is going to plummet and they are going to send me a $5,000 check if I vote for them
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What is happening. Bitcoin to opt out.
JUST IN - EU President Ursula von der Leyen says that people's savings accounts are a problem and that she must put this money "to the service of European companies" says her plan to "securitize them" and "supervise them" They're coming for your savings, Europe.
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This Asian man got a loaner car from Lexus The vehicle is equipped with new eye monitoring cameras to make sure you’re paying attention to the road. Only one problem Because he’s Asian the Lexus registers his eyes as closed…. Many people believe this is racist Apparently this is caused by a computer-vision threshold problem. The camera’s software measures how open the eye looks. They do this by meaning the height of the visible opening between the eyelids relative to the width. If that opening drops below a set value for too long, it flags “eyes closed.” Many Asian faces have a naturally narrower eye opening even when the eyes are fully open so this registers as being closed to the software
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the dumbest person you know is being told you are absolutely right by some LLM right now
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Over the last 40 years or so the government set out to make 3 things more affordable; health care, higher education and housing…how’d they do?
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AirWolf + Knight Rider
When this intro came on back in the day...man. I went spare as a kid. It was as if nothing else mattered.
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Am I supposed to buy this or not?
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Due to a mixup in the Ascension hospital pharmacy, FOUR patients received potassium instead of bupivicaine for epidurals before routine joint surgeries. At least one is now paralyzed. The worst error I’ve ever heard of. Hard to see how this could happen. newschannel5.com/news/newsch…
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I'm looking to opt out. Please send instructions.
Social Security isn't a "Ponzi scheme." It's YOUR money. SAVE Social Security.
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if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.
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