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It takes what it takes.
The Carolina Jr. Hurricanes are heading home with the trophy in hand as your 2026 @ChipotleTweets-USA Hockey Youth Tier II 18U 1A National Champions!
#USAHNationals game recap: usah.info/5c6wy44s
Albert Chou retweeted
hell yeah
i’ve been getting more spam calls and texts too this is what i’ve been looking for
Normal people block spam texts.
Me? I found out TCPA violations can cost $500–$1,500 each, so naturally I put my @Muse to work tracking potential violations in a Google Sheet.
Albert Chou retweeted
Ben Wilson (@BenWilsonTweets) has stage 4 cancer and 4 kids under the age of 5.
I want to help him as much as possible, so I invited him on the podcast to talk about his work studying history’s greatest leaders and what it’s like getting told he’s going to die at 38.
He’s a good guy, a close friend, and one of my favorite podcasters.
His work has benefited millions of people all across the world.
Please watch this episode and see if you can help with medicine, introductions, or donations.
0:00 What Ben has learned from making How to Take Over the World and studying history’s greatest leaders.
55:51 Living like you're dying. Ben on facing cancer.
Albert Chou retweeted
Realizing that your job is forwarding instructions from your boss to Claude and taking Claude’s responses to send them back to your boss
Albert Chou retweeted
I'm on watch number 1000 of this and I don't plan on slowing down.
Mune is perfect
Albert Chou retweeted
Politicians telling me inflation is going to plummet and they are going to send me a $5,000 check if I vote for them
What is happening. Bitcoin to opt out.
Albert Chou retweeted
This Asian man got a loaner car from Lexus
The vehicle is equipped with new eye monitoring cameras to make sure you’re paying attention to the road. Only one problem
Because he’s Asian the Lexus registers his eyes as closed…. Many people believe this is racist
Apparently this is caused by a computer-vision threshold problem. The camera’s software measures how open the eye looks. They do this by meaning the height of the visible opening between the eyelids relative to the width. If that opening drops below a set value for too long, it flags “eyes closed.”
Many Asian faces have a naturally narrower eye opening even when the eyes are fully open so this registers as being closed to the software
Albert Chou retweeted
the dumbest person you know is being told you are absolutely right by some LLM right now
Albert Chou retweeted
Over the last 40 years or so the government set out to make 3 things more affordable; health care, higher education and housing…how’d they do?
WTF
Due to a mixup in the Ascension hospital pharmacy, FOUR patients received potassium instead of bupivicaine for epidurals before routine joint surgeries. At least one is now paralyzed.
The worst error I’ve ever heard of. Hard to see how this could happen.
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