I make music and then don't release it.

Glasgow/Aberdeenshire, Scot
Joined September 2011
Gonna slowly ween myself off this shithole app. Used to be class but just been ruined. Not good for me, getting absolute raging at some blue check comment left by an AI. See yas!
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Me about the children who were invited to the Chocolate Factory
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The sad fact about the UN recognising the genocide (something anyone with at least half a brain could see) is that, unfortunately, nothing will come of this.
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What me and my buddy see in in the men’s room mirror at the craft brewery after 2 hazy juicy IPAs each
Clairo and Beabadoobee via Bea’s instagram story 🐈‍⬛
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Imagine voting someone out the polycule here
rebranding a masonic temple as a 9 bed townhouse on facebook marketplace is crazy
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The problem with having your Hinge Bio exclusively be about the Monster Mash is that you have to answer new questions about the Monster Mash every day
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other than that, how was the event?
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Not sure why everyone cares about a birthday card that an FBI informant cleverly sent to his target.
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3 years ago Dwayne Johnson tweeted this banger
Queen Elizabeth II died 3 years ago today.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The tweet attributed to Dwayne Johnson regarding Queen Elizabeth II's death is fake. Multiple outlets confirmed Johnson never made this tweet and the image is doctored. 10news.com/news/fact-or-f…
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Girlfriends be like I don't love you anymore
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If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump's name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax
in which Mike Johnson claims that Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein
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Do you guys think when Trump dies, Joe Biden will appear to him like a Batman Arkham game over screen
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Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music
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You slam every left-wing leader who is trying to work with you and when we try and get you to criticize or even at least comment on a dangerously moronic fascist who has single handedly divided this country with his stupid ideas this is the best you come up with.
Nigel Farage is unpatriotic.
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I edited that one Wii U ad by removing the kids inner thoughts and now I'm horrified with my own creation
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All things aside, if my party was named after the left leaning stance they are supposed to take, I simply would not be bashing the leader of a party that is expressing the ideals that party was supposed to adhere to.
New Green Party Leader Zack Polanski seeks to undermine our membership of NATO. At such a serious time, this is a completely irresponsible position to take.
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Canonically this is the POV from his webcam. His webcam is doing a dolly zoom, meaning his computer is moving directly towards him
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I went to the Backrooms and all the Entities knew you
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ITVX won't let me record the video, but I have the audio. For anyone who wants to know it was last night's 'The 1% Club'.
Kerblam just caught some strays on ITV1. Lee Mack looked genuinely heartbroken.
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