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Country with No DNA
Joined September 2020
tiny waist nasty uppity african gyal😮‍💨🐅 retweeted
Due to the Islamification of South African food & drink, I will be selling non-Halaal water (for home and business use). I use a patented system where we play the water Hillsong until it starts vibrating, so you know the Inshallah has been vibrated out. DM for enquiries.
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The frontal lobe has developed finally 😭😂😂
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tiny waist nasty uppity african gyal😮‍💨🐅 retweeted
I proposed that my siblings and aunts move out of their houses and rent them out and we all contribute to one bigger house and just live together. Let’s use the fact that we like each other to our advantage.
The sad truth is that to be able to afford a R3million 3 bedroom house in SA - you need to have R1 millioncash for deposits, transfer costs, lawyers fees and every things that comes with pre-payments before the property can be registered in your name - and 22k monthly payments
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A 'ruks a la mode' dress is R1500, a printed shirt in SA is also R1500, someone is clearly on overestimating their value to the consumer here
I still believe consumers are priced out of the South African fashion market. Now other African brands with more accessible prices are filling that gap.
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South Africa is secular, and allows everyone to partake in their religion of choice, our constitution is shaped by human rights - not religion
Replying to @humzwrld @thee_aura
Yes, South Africa is a Christian country. Our constitution was shaped by Christian values and history, even our national anthem. A country where 80%+ of the people are Christian is a Christian nation.
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The Halaal conversation is pure brain mush, ngl. Everyone has simply lost their minds.
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tiny waist nasty uppity african gyal😮‍💨🐅 retweeted
Guys, I'm officially declaring a ceasefire on the Halal and Kosher debates. If you’re still convinced a hygiene audit on a loaf of bread is converting you to a new religion, please drink some water and go outside.
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tiny waist nasty uppity african gyal😮‍💨🐅 retweeted
My South Africa, we have many problems but religious intolerance is not one of them…. This anti halaal propaganda is silly.
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Replying to @kay_mahapa
You know ball. Once dropped a young lady of at UJ, had "The Saga" on high rotation. She wasnt even a UJ student, I just had to live that life
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tiny waist nasty uppity african gyal😮‍💨🐅 retweeted
This sponsored narrative from one, likely three, foreign governments seeking to sow religious discord in South Africa, cause destabilisation & spark violence. The Bell Pottinger Playbook: manufacture a controversy, amplify fear & turn communities against one another. A thread.
Islam is a minority religion population in South Africa. But why are they slowly but surely replacing our food with halal? What is really happening? Is this the take over we have been hearing about?
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Everyone is losing their minds!
When you supply food for the department they require you to have halal certificate what do you mean?
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That’s a lie -
South African artists should just stop making R&B because they’re not good at it
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The conch and Tragus piercings were by far the least painful piercings I’ve done
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Not really- only when I know I’m owed an apology
does getting ignored trigger you.?
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I dance when I’m uncomfortable 💔 I rarely miss people, like I probably do miss you and do want you to be an active part of my life still and so much happens that it makes reaching out cringe
What’s your biggest ick about yourself?
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In closing Your weak marriages are not more important than the financial and psychological wellbeing of children
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