In the season where if you cut me open I would bleed melted Mini Egg

Kinky boots soundtrack well and truly stuck in my brain at all times and I still can’t remember my harmonies 🙂

I wish you could listen to tenancy agreements like a podcast because 22 pages of “you’re not allowed to do anything fun in your new home” is a bit boring tbh

“We’ve not even got our nugs yet and we’ve already had the alcoholic dad and the flaps” - Kell Adams 2023

My boyfriend couldn’t sleep so he got up early to go to the gym and came back with breakfast and a latte for me and put @maisiehpeters on the speaker to wake me up in the best way, happy happy Friday 🥰

Maybe I should have taken part in dry January because I actually cannot handle the insane anxiety I get the day after drinking. Was a lovely evening nothing went wrong had a lot of fun. Why do I feel like I’ve ruined my life then???

Ry: you can’t bite! El: well I don’t want to suck it

“That was good wasn’t it? Once I got the throat involved” - Ry Houston 2022

My boyfriend coming to tell me he’s thrown up after drinking all my strawberry gin while I was sleeping

Can’t believe my CO came over my desk to tell me I look bored and I burst into tears in front of him lmfao

My boyfriend writing a presentation about himself for a job interview and every five seconds giving me Alyssa Edwards energy