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Joined December 2010
Turbo Greta retweeted
For the last time, regardless of whoever wins this faggot ass jewish election, they’re still going to kill Palestinians daily and occupy Lebanon. Thats why I’m not covering it at all, literally Jew vs worse Jew.
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Блять чуваки, эффект Манделы реально! Я родился в СССР в 1976, я блять флаг СССР видел тысячу раз. Не было сука звезды — никогда ее не видел над серпом и молотом (то есть верхний вариант — то что я видел все детство и юность) Сейчас решил проверить и охуел. Звезда везде (как во втором варианте). Все сука картинки в Гугле с ней… кроме как сменой версии вселенной объяснить это сложно Охуеть!
A new Mandela Effect is rising. Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle? Many of us remember it clearly without one. If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth. Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline. The memory itself is the proof. The body knows. The soul knows. We are not crazy. We are remembering. I miss the old Earth too. Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one. Who else feels this?
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Josef Klehr, an SS medic at Auschwitz who was sentenced to life for at least 475 murders, most by injection, and for helping gas more than 2,000 people: “[Death by injection] wasn’t as cruel as gassing. Gassing was a cruel death.” “I saw the bodies coming out. [...] With the injection, I tell you, he collapsed before the syringe was empty. With gassing, though, the humming went on for at least ten minutes. And it kept growing fainter.” Interviewer: “No one ever pleaded with you, begged you to let them live?” Klehr: “No, never. That is exactly what I always wondered about, you know. They could always have said, ‘Please let me live,’ or something. Not a sound. Not a sound was uttered.” He was tried in Frankfurt and found guilty of leading the camp’s gassing squad and of having at least once poured the Zyklon B into the gas chamber. The interesting part is that he never denied the gassings, just his part in them. You see this over and over in the testimony, where everyone agrees on what happened, but almost no one admits to being the one who did it. This is sourced from a 1978 interview from Ebbo Demant’s 1999 doc Drei deutsche Morder. I clipped the footage and added English subtitles translated from his German, which were checked and edited by @gaemsae , a native speaker who has been a huge help with this.
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Turbo Greta retweeted
A new Mandela Effect is rising. Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle? Many of us remember it clearly without one. If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth. Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline. The memory itself is the proof. The body knows. The soul knows. We are not crazy. We are remembering. I miss the old Earth too. Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one. Who else feels this?
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Zooming in on the Moon and Saturn using an Orion XT8 Dobsonian telescope. This is the closest you'd see them in 2026.
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We don't talk about this much.
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Funfact: Eines dieser Wahlplakate führte zu einer rechtskräftigen Verurteilung mit einer Geldstrafe von über 11.000 Euro wegen der Verwendung eines angeblichen Hitlergrußes. Das andere Wahlplakat hat niemanden interessiert.
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1 person was killed by a Frenchman who declared he wanted to "get revenge" for looted store owners. Macron called it a "turning point for France". 130 slaughtered in the 2015 Islamic terror attack, 90 at the Bataclan alone, in which a father of one of those killed says his son's testicles had been cut off and put in his mouth. Yet this 1 murder by the French guy was the turning point?
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Antisemitism is when you treat Jews the way Jews treat you
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一个打飞机的冷知识: 很多人只知道猛撸龟头和杆,其实真正能把快感拉满的是「会阴点」。 在快到临界点的时候,用中指和无名指找到蛋蛋和屁眼中间那块软肉(会阴),轻轻向下按压并保持压力,不要用力搓。你会感觉前列腺被直接顶到,射精冲动突然变强,腰会不自觉往上顶,精液量也会明显变多,高潮时间被拉长。 很多人第一次试会爽到腿软,声音都控制不住。多练几次就能掌握力度,比单纯撸管的效果强太多。
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Anwalt ist unironisch der leichteste Beruf von allen. Mandant sagt dir sein Problem und du guckst kurz in das Gesetz wo eh schon alles drin steht und dann sagt der ok du hast Option 1 2 oder 3 und dann zack Rechnung 5 tausend Euro bitte
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Update: We have released a map of all the financial data on whofundedgenocide.com - which should make navigating and tracking the money easier for researchers. It includes: 9641 entities 10,654 links involving money 1.1 billion dollars tracked Links to the source for each finding Downloadable database You can access it here: whofundedgenocide.com/map This research was done in collaboration with @GenXGirl1994 and @Wallface - follow them if you don't already. We have also added sadawatch.com, a map tracking 124+ million flights and all flights carrying equipment to Israel. You can access it here: sadawatch.com Special thanks to our friend Petur Eggerz who built it, follow him on instagram: instagram.com/petur_eggerz Two more tabs have also been added, one for intent and one for media. 'Intent' contains hundreds of verified quotes documenting explicit intent to commit genocide from Israeli officials. 'Media' contains 800+ Palestinian films, documentaries, and books that we will preserve from being erased. God bless.
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Hundreds of letters. Light in this dark place, I love you all.
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Epstein(✡️), Maxwell(✡️), Wexner(✡️), Bronfmans(✡️), Soros(✡️), Rothchilds(✡️), Zelensky(✡️), Kolomoyskyi(✡️), Nuland(✡️) Media(✡️), Porn(✡️), Hollywood(✡️), Fed(✡️), Marx(✡️), Bolsheviks(✡️), first trans clinic(✡️), Half the Forbes list(✡️), 5 of 7 richest Australians(✡️), blackrock(✡️), Most major banks(✡️), Idea that America is a melting pot(✡️), mass Immigration NGO's(✡️), Covid vaccine(✡️), Neocon master minds(✡️), Dancing Israelis found after 9/11(✡️), Twin Towers lease holder(✡️), Most big $ political donors(✡️), most writers of anti white propaganda(✡️), ADL(✡️), involvement in Chinese communism(✡️), De beers blood diamonds(✡️), Kissinger(✡️), Many major tech companies(✡️), large chunck of Bidens administration(✡️), Edward Benrnays/Propaganda(✡️), Frued(✡️), most of the Frankfurt school(✡️), most of the Epstein flight log(✡️), founder of the church of Satan(✡️), most hedge fund managers(✡️), Jonathan Pollard(✡️), "Opium kings of China"(✡️), attacked our military ship(✡️), feminism(✡️), slave trade(✡️), textbooks(✡️). #Talmud
Why do people hate Jews?
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Eva Vlaardingerbroek was banned from travelling to the UK by the Labour government under Kier Starmer. She was seen as a threat with her crazy ideas of EUROPE FOR EUROPEANS. Then 3 days ago we discovered the man who removed Ken Bigleys head live on camera and set fire to 12 women and children in a cage is living in Windsor at taxpayers expense. Can someone please explain this to me because im struggling to find the logic. It tells me that our own government actively hates us.
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Turbo Greta retweeted
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I'm dead !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Turbo Greta retweeted
Antisemitism is a form of High IQ Every single smart person knows it’s the jews.
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Who the fuck comes up with this shit lmaooo
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