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i am a corporate landlord my favorite thing to do in this life is buy up rural property and deny white people the ability to rent or buy from me based solely on their race. i rent to non whites at half the local average price as well
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buddy of mine told me he asked a lady he's on a first date with the PAL Scooby Doo 5 Shaggies hypothetical
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Sick how it's never political when it's the league forcing everybody to hold a moment of silence for Israel on October 8 or honor Charlie Kirk. It's only political when the demand is to stop murdering children with our tax dollars
Replying to @AlexDaugherty1
Im against israels genocide but when I go to sports events I go for the sport not politics
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PAL things I think about often
Bubble in my bump
Stench of the dinky
Even a peppermint
Marshmallow madness tub
Gameboy never bored again
Good boy love pee ball
Warming dictator
Every benjamin button quote cameron put on the soundboard
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you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
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Bringing a drill onto the subway and just unscrewing a bunch of bolts and shit really loudly just throwing the loose screws on the ground wherever
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More like Arghhhh matey ye traded a life as a landlubber to be a swashbuckling salty dog lol you get it because you’re a pirate you have an eyepatch
Congratulations to the new Chief of Staff, @StephenM.
Double down on the agenda. Too many people are demanding a change to tough policies because they were unpopular in the midterms. That’s foolish and cowardly.
The short term unpopularity of a policy does not make the policy wrong. The President’s priority should be long term benefits (like an Iran without a nuke), not short term popularity.
2026 saying tillman died from enemy fire
Pat Tillman:
-jacked
-hot wife
-3 year starter at Arizona State
-benched 225lbs 29 times
-374 tackles in 4 years with Arizona Cardinals
-turned down $3.6M contract to enlist in Army after 9/11
-deployed to Iraq
-passed Ranger school in 62 days (0 failures)
-ran into enemy fire in Afghanistan to cover his squad during an ambush
-hunted terrorists
-lost his life fighting for his country
Next time you feel like wasting your potential tell yourself: don’t be a do-nothing doughboy - be a grateful SAVAGE like Pat Tillman.
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there should be a picture of lebron at ulta to make the guys feel welcome too
check out my almond cheesecake recipe logangeosflow.substack.com/p…
guy who thinks this will happen
Replying to @BowTiedRanger
Now that Trump has nothing to lose the least he could do is suspend habeas corpus and send the military into every blue city under the guise of a national emergency on immigration.
josh groban?
HOLY CR*P 🚨 How is this even possible??
All of California’s major candidate election results are the EXACT SAME percentages for Democrats and Republicans
Governor 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Lieutenant Governor 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Secretary of State 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Controller 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Treasurer 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Attorney General 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Supreme Court Justice: Joshua Groban 72% (D) vs 28% (R)
Supreme Court Justice: Kelli M. Evans 72% (D) vs 28% (R)
These don’t look like real election results, they look like a computer algorithm
Our elections are fake
your based heterodox esoteric rightist sir
Replying to @Kek00068411
I think they expect the neighboring countries to do it. They will just be coordinating it.































