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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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They’re turning him transgender as we speak
Texas Governor Greg Abbott's account has been suspended after losing to Hinojosa.
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Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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Coward, loser, etc
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Dodger win and Angel’s asada taco genuinely has me in tears
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I am once again simping for Dakota Johnson
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What’s the over/under on the number of Malort shots the pope has done
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That guy on the roof shouldn’t have missed imo
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Season 3 needs a Dominican intern call me @BenStiller
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We genuinely have the worst defense I’ve ever seen in my life
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I wouldn’t wish being a bengals fan on my worst enemy, it’s literal hell on earth
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No you aren’t “very demure” you’re a 34 year old senior marketing coordinator
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Coming back from my unintentional twitter hiatus to say: if you spend your Saturday morning waiting 2 hours for a pastry you should be institutionalized
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Hardest pics of the year, 2 years in a row 😭🔥
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My longest OOOOOHHH ever
The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC. youtu.be/qLZenOn7WUo
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I hope Dakota Johnson is having a nice day today
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