@andylectablyme

Seeker / posting random thoughts / Married / Dad / Same username on Telegram / If you don't see my tweets on your TL, check here 👇🏻

 Bombay, India
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Joined January 2010
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This is my pinned tweet.
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Mood: letting the week unfold. 🕊️☕ #MondayMorning
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eat your heart out
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Me: you’re not ready yet? c’mon! We’re not going to a beauty contest Sister: but what if we were? Me: you’d lose
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The best people make you forget all the things you're trying to forget.
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Andy retweeted
120yearz@120yearz21h
even walmart is in the prescription delivery game smh
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I saw your post so I posted something else
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you look crazy talking to your remote control
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Feel me When you're daydreaming Like a gentle silk embrace...
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Lori@Cornjerker78Sep 3
“It’s ok you never told her you loved her - she knew it” Me as a ghost: NO I DIDN’T YOU ASSHOLE
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Solutions are domestic,problems are not!!!
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You got your peanut butter in my chocolate And now I have to wash my bra
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I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.
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Lori@Cornjerker78Sep 3
I’m tired of worse
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If beauty truly lies in the eye of the beholder then a lot of you folks need glasses.
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🎶 bad barbers bad barbers whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they comb for you 🎶
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A cat is the reverse opposite of a lint roller
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Lori@Cornjerker78Sep 3
Nothing says “weirdo” more than the way my cat looks at me
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perhaps....life isn't fair or unfair, it is what it is!
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Owww, my old is hurting now.
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