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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
Oh my god my phone updated and I am way too high for these changes right now.
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
Just found out that my sister has cancelled Thanksgiving. I’m devastatingly dumbfounded, disgustingly disturbed and detrimentally disappointed.
I may be speechless.
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
Idiom: A chink in someone's armor refers to a vulnerable spot or weakness that leaves a person open to attack.
The more you know! 🌈💫
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
~...SHE Knew
The Rhythm
Of
HIS
Thoughts
'Long
Before
SHE Traced
The Line
Of
HIS Hand
Falling
For
The
Invisible
—–MAP
Of
Who
HE Was
🫶
🌹
The Calling
The Unseen Touch
The True Awakening
♥️
—SOUL
Connection
Remains
'The
Anchor
That
Withstands
The Dark
—&
The Distance...~
#LOVE
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
“I’m in here! Waiting for you…” a voice called from the kitchen.
I follow a tapping that’s coming from the fridge.
“I know you’re out there.” It said.
I open the door slowing. A wheel of cheese greets me, knife in hand.
My time has finally come.
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
For some people, being sober isn't overrated. It's underachieving . . .
