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Joined January 2016
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high as fuck bush out just petting it a bunch
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When you Realize all the Weed You smoke Really IS affecting you 💔💔
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"I asked Grok" this, "I asked ChatGPT" that. i asked glados and she told me to kill myself and i moaned a little
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need David Cronenberg’s “High Anxiety” jumper
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It’s no big deal. We can settle this by fighting on top of a moving train
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the thing with a lot of the online trans masc discourse is that so much of it is built on pre-t anxiety because they're the ones more likely to be engaging it in and so everyone forgets that like there's actually a lot of trans men who are socially understood as men
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Do I have any happy poems? No, I do not. Sometimes I try to be funny but it wears off fast and we descend pretty quickly. I need a break from the new poems. Here's an old one.
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no one is mad at me no one is mad at me no one is mad at me no one is mad at me
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End of the line
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25-year-old man: Urrgghh… ohgod my entire body.. fuckk
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Doctor says i need to be hooked up to a machine. doesn't know what kind yet. "definitely some kind of machine" he says
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abolish ice
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monitoring the situation
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i can hold a conversation. it will just be strange and confusing
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how to start a band with no friends and a job and lowkey bad at your instrument
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finding out she shaves: promise me you'll stop. for me.
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Here are all my weak points and the tools to exploit them [wagging finger] but don’t do that
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