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Toe-poked Arsenal opinion served semi-fresh. Currently exiled in 'merica.

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2010
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Lisandro Martinez has to be one of the biggest dodged bullets of a signing we've had in a long while. That said, pivoting from Rogers to Vini Jnr increasingly feels like a huge fumble.
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Like, are literally any of the press reporting this going to ask Villa's spokespeople what the club thinks its legal claim is? Insults are not a thing.
Aston Villa have announced plans to initiate legal action against pundit Jamie Carragher for his “unacceptable insults” about the club. Villa released a statement signed off by chairman Nassef Sawiris on Friday on their social media. nyti.ms/4zpraFc
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I watched the MA presser quotes about Max and have no real issue with it. If he told the kid not to get sucked into kicking out after the England thing, and he then got sucked in and kicked out (yes it was a terrible tackle), then I think you can expect your boss to be mad.
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Sorry, what do Villa think they're actually going to sue Carragher for?
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Like, it's neither libellous nor defamatory, to say Villa aren't as big as Utd. You can in fact be as mean as you like about most things.
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I would genuinely ban stutter run ups from the club. Don't care if that's what the player likes or thinks is most effective. It's a dickhead's technique.
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Paramount just called this a potential 'cupset' so now I have to turn the game off.
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We have been comically profligate.
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lol I thought it was a weird name. This demonstrates how closely I am following.
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Think Boxt is a sponsor.
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This Boxt guy looks like a meathead sent over from central casting. Fucking Temu Eric Dier looking ass.
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Gunfight at the not O.K. Corral
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THere was a time this game would have wound me up quite a bit. Incredible what a league title does for you.
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Gjok and Kai involved in whatever the opposite of a shootout is. A shit off?
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Wonder whether Arteta regrets selling Zinchenko. As a Ukrainian, he's most likely the player with the most anti-drone knowledge
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What are they worried the drone is going to do? How do they intend to combat the drone? Is this Man City's fault? So many questions, so few sensible answers.
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They’re not giving Carrick a stay of execution. They want him to eay the Chelsea L before the new guy comes in and to buy themselves more time to do that deal. The ultimate disrespect to a guy who seems like a decent fella, who should never have got the gig.
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Yeah, that’s a guy who knows.
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I will once again note that during our back to back 8th place seasons I was told multiple times that the OT faithful does not and would not ever boo. In the years since its been like Christmas panto season there. Reality: every fanbase just needs it to get bad enough.
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