Data Science & Engineering / Distributed Systems / Rescue Diver / Sarcasm.

Greenwich, London
Joined June 2009
I understand you've been taken over @islandpokeuk, but the menu changes are terrible and the removal of condiments is just naked short changing. Honi should be ashamed.
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Defeatist from @Charles_Leclerc as usual...content with holding off Russell for 4th. In the scenario, why wouldn't he pit for softs with 14-15 laps to go to make a run for the win? All the top three are on much older hards. #bbcf1 #F1 #Ferrari
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It appears @Charles_Leclerc should be the one Bearman replaces given that he's a) bad as a teammate for #Ferrari and b) incompetent. #bbcf1 #F1
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How is Leclerc allowed to hinder Hamilton so much? Cost the team the podium. #bbcf1
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First and last time using @Trip . Terrible customer service. Airline cancels their morning flight and put us on an afternoon flight with their low cost partner. Option to cancel outbound, and @Trip asking for £48 per person to cancel the return. Violation of Malaysian law.
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ashic retweeted
Ha llegado a la final un equipo que tiene un vídeo de 40 minutos de robos en ¡este mundial! El fútbol ya ha perdido. Ladrones.
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Life comes at you fast.
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Football won
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ashic retweeted
Bro ain’t no fucking way IN A WORLD CUP FINAL💀
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Trump realizing he has to award the World Cup to Spain
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Argentina in the first half: 0 goals 0 assists 0.00 expected goals 0.00 expected assists 0 shots 0 shots on target 0 chances created 0 big chances created 0 box touches 0 accurate crosses Cardio XI.
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Enzo: I barely touched him ref
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Today, I feel Spanish
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ashic retweeted
red card in the world cup final
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ashic retweeted
I'm a huge fan of rules being applied consistently across a tournament. How is Enzo supposed to know that a tackle like that is going to get a second yellow card when those calls have not been made against Argentina for the whole tournament? Completely understand his shock.
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It appears, Mr. Messi, that they did hand things to you for free, and the moment they gave you only 10% less, you lost. #bbcfootball #fifaworldcup
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One of the Norwegian commentators on the halftime show: “I’d rather watch my dad wipe his ass than this.”
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Disgusting behaviour by the Argentinians at the end, especially Paredes. Just a bunch of nasty violent thugs, and a disgrace to football. Never been so happy to see a team lose.
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