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Joined March 2018
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I stay scrolling through my own account to see what a real bitch be posting 🐽
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Justin Peters
@JustinPetersMin21h
Sheep are not being fed. Goats are being entertained.
The Dissenter
@disntr22h
Mike Todd, dressed like a woman, gives wild sermon illustration with a dog, and then begins to call for the "Holy Spirit" as another pastor walks on stage to take control of the dog.
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Lion Of Christ@LionOf_Christ6h
"I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Val β˜†ε½‘@Ar1cadia8h
Me studying the Quran to find new ways of ending Allah
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GΓ–KBΓ–RÜ πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·
@ergenekonmirasi19h
Araplara β€œ12 yaşında bir kΔ±z Γ§ocuğunu 4. eşin yapamazsΔ±n.” derseniz
one of the five@r73_0Oct 25
Ψ§Ω„Ψ£ΨͺΨ±Ψ§Ωƒ Ψ§Ψ°Ψ§ Ω‚Ω„Ψͺ Ω„Ω‡Ω… Ψ§Ω†Ω‡Ω… Ω…Ψ¨ Ψ£ΩˆΨ±ΩˆΨ¨ΩŠΩŠΩ†
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SK
@SteCK1878Oct 25
When a cat chooses its human it really is an incredible and unbreakable bond. 😍
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SliπŸŒΉπŸŒ»πŸŒΈπŸŒ΅πŸƒπŸ‚πŸπŸŒΌπŸ₯€@Sleeh_s22h
I hate women who are losers so much. Shaming mothers for a body change they have zero control over, just because you’re lucky? Her head whistles when the wind blows.
Patience
@officialtwinnyOct 26
β€œWhen your baby is a planned baby in marriage, you won’t look like a crocodile” Haibo πŸ˜€πŸ’”
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KπŸ’‹@kodaillest19h
speed genuinely has a clip for everything
Nora❦ | ADW@hiscoralineOct 25
my timeline since twitter added the auto translate feature
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sofisa@autayism17h
estou perto de entrar em psicose religiosa nada explica a força de Nossa Senhora Aparecida
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King Kylie chartsπŸ¦‡@kingkyliechart21h
Allah when a 5 year old girl gets married to a 60 year old man
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chromatic.@juhmeer23h
i don’t gossip!!
cat@joachmtrier23h
wait until u hear about her tea
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Tebow
@MinEffortLive21h
This is far more accurate
nokowri ♬β™ͺ@zombihimeOct 26
have yall ever even picked up a pencil before
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Liberator
@Elden_to6h
fatima saleh
@Phatymarh4414h
ISLAM is a religion of peace. ISLAM is a religion of peace. We’re not TERRORIST, we’re PEACE makers!
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Gitz 
@Gitz__3h
Vile huyo dem anapitia list ya Cumrades ndo apeane reviews.
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Nas of #weirdtwt@Naseopux16h
"Irl parents" and "school non-oomfs"
Nas of #weirdtwt@NaseopuxOct 26
Irl parents are forcing me to go to school and making me socialize with school non-oomfs
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The Vine
@Thevine_ntwkOct 26
Doubting the existence of God. You can never be intellectually wise and believe everything came from nothing.
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@WakeazulOct 25
what’s a sign of low intelligence?
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Hauwa’u@meyjeedsOct 26
I hate low quality people sm😭
Awelewa 😍πŸ₯°β€οΈ
@a4lasadeOct 25
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear β€œI’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. πŸ˜‚ I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight πŸ«£πŸ˜‚ Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jareπŸ˜‚
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Njuguna@coolkid__8Oct 26
Hii haikosi Ni Kitui πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, ukisha buy next ufungue snake park
Lawrence Kitema
@lawrencekitemaOct 25
500 acres of land for sale at KSh 15,000 per acre.
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β€œπŸ˜†β€ β€œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€ dawa ipenyeze propa!!!
Kabebz🌹@Ka_bebz20h
Eii tweeepsπŸ˜† uyo alinireplace na takataka πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,, happy for them
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callmedinero@notluvzz4h
Semenjis πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you missed the chance😭😭
Wolf of 420 Street@Fbillionaire__5h
Brothers in semen wameji untag
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Huduma Manda@hudumaManda3h
Ilikuwa tishoo ya Xysist oya πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Owichezzz🐐
@PiocheBrioMar 25
Away unapewa t shirt inakutosha huwezi uliza swali hata
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