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Every Tier List ever made is just thinly disguised rage bait. There is no way you really believe that
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Mais de 20 países africanos se uniram para criar um cinturão de árvores e impedir o avanço do Deserto do Saara.
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A Grande Muralha Verde é iniciativa de 11 países centrais (participação em até 22) para restauração integrada de paisagens no Sahel, não um cinturão literal de árvores. unccd.int/our-work/ggwi agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/meio-ambiente/… tribunademinas.com.br/maistendencias… nsctotal.com.br/meio-ambiente/…
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Concert etiquette is when you don’t let anyone walk past you. Lmao
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I think this would be getting received a lot better if they took the Xenoblade 2 approach: make side content give you bonus optional EXP that people can cash in on when they feel like they need to. It's essentially the same thing, except doesn't "feel" like a cheat code.
Naoki Hamaguchi says FF7 Revelation will have an option at a certain point in the game to automatically raise your characters level to to recommended level to progress for those that only want to play the main story. He says he got a lot of feedback from players only wanting to play the main story in Rebirth and skip the side content, that they were under leveled and struggled. He says he wants players who want to skip the open-world experience to have a similar linear story driven experience to FF7 Remake so they will include an option that pops up at a certain point asking "Do you want to automatically raise the level to the recommended level?" He says players that don't want to explore the open world and just want to play the main story can select the option to automatically adjust the level. youtube.com/watch?v=G5S0weOK…
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I quit drinking 10 years ago, & I was hesitant to go to shows for one of my favorite bands. Then I found out the guitarist didn't drink. It was hearing his story & talking to him that made me feel like I could still go even rocking a glass of milk. RIP to the best to ever do it.
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I used to think this way until I started getting take home exams in Physics and Calc 🥴
They’re… take home exams. This is the easiest class you’re ever going to take what the fuck makes it scary????
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This year really feels like the end for traditional gaming. Consoles less affordable, layoffs galore and now physical media on PlayStation is dead. Really hard to feel any excitement for any new consoles given this - I'm sure plenty of you don't care, but it matters a lot to me.
Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - blog.playstation.com/2026/07… News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - blog.playstation.com/2026/07…
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The kids are recreating BTBAM from first principles. The children yearn for The Silent Circus
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Reading stuff like this is hilarious considering the chokehold that Marvel has had on modern cinema for the last 20 years
With The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, we've reached a new frontier of 'jingling keys' cinema. Not really a film, closer to the experience of scrolling through the mario kart character selection screen for 100 minutes.
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Imagine my surprise when I found that this wasn't any big name developer, but an independent studio out of France. Maybe we will finally get a modern spin on traditional Final Fantasy after all
This new take on turn based combat in Expedition 33 looks INCREDIBLE! 🔥
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On this day in 2001, one of the most iconic and talked about episodes of The Sopranos first aired, Pine Barrens, directed by none other than Steve Buscemi. "He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator." "Really? His house looked like shit."
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After three years observing the state of mainstream metal, I've concluded that the genre's A-list artists are in a precarious state of creative, spiritual, and aesthetic bankruptcy. Here's my dissertation on metal's new headliner class. For @stereogum stereogum.com/2258777/metal-…
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For a split second I had Ion Dissonance confused with Discordance Axis and had a miniature stroke 😭
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This sounds da like a headline out of Plague Inc
AI Priest had their ‘Father’ title removed after telling users to baptize their baby in Gatorade
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She literally shoots her dog like a gun. I love Final Fantasy so much
this is way too cute
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