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gaming. software development. heavy music. no opinions are my own

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Joined February 2012
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This year really feels like the end for traditional gaming. Consoles less affordable, layoffs galore and now physical media on PlayStation is dead. Really hard to feel any excitement for any new consoles given this - I'm sure plenty of you don't care, but it matters a lot to me.
Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - blog.playstation.com/2026/07… News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - blog.playstation.com/2026/07…
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On this day in 2001, one of the most iconic and talked about episodes of The Sopranos first aired, Pine Barrens, directed by none other than Steve Buscemi. "He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator." "Really? His house looked like shit."
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After three years observing the state of mainstream metal, I've concluded that the genre's A-list artists are in a precarious state of creative, spiritual, and aesthetic bankruptcy. Here's my dissertation on metal's new headliner class. For @stereogum stereogum.com/2258777/metal-…
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Yeah that earthquake was unsettling but I think we'll be fine as long as nothing weird happens to the sun
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it's january, 2020. the chiefs and 49ers are playing in the super bowl. it's an election year, trump vs biden. a remake of final fantasy 7 comes out soon it's january, 2024. the chiefs and 49ers are playing in the super bowl. it's an election year, trump vs biden. a remake of fi
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Not even close
Greatest phone call scene? 📞 I'll start and it's easy:
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OBELISK OF HANDS On Spotify now if you’re in EST, and the music video is on You Tube if you even care. (Look below)
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His ass is not clearing
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The rains have ceased. And we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it.
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i do not know a single person who just sorta likes Kingdom Hearts like you either don’t or it’s your entire personality and you have 10 kh tattoos and own at least 3 life-sized keyblades and intentionally wear shoes a size too big just so you can look slightly more like sora
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that one #ffxiv friend whose endgame is glamour
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Just a reminder for anyone excited about the Metal Gear 3 Remake announcement: Never forget that Konami stripped Hideo Kojima of his executive role and attempted to erase him from their history🧵
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