@auntiecore

i don't know if that's true but i made it up

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Joined April 2012
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dming all of my girlfriends ex gfs "i am going to kill you"
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Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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good evening………….
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anna!@annathropoIogySep 30
A beautiful woman named Thrift Books keeps emailing me shipping confirmations
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Csilla☀︎@fullofmethSep 14
They are sisters
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^_^@misandrismSep 12
Wasian girl: Um should I like dye my hair Milk Tea white girls: Ummm.. ? Me (professional translator between wasians and white girls): It’s like old money bronde color-matched for a True summer . White girls: Ohhhhhh
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nora@oomfyvesAug 20
Being a lesbian with the music taste of a gay guy in a room full of boygenius lesbians
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lowkey just bought a copy of war and peace
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i am lowkey reading war and peace
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i am totally faceblind to all babyfaced brunettes. ana de armas and cailee spaeny i could never pick you out of a lineup
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말랭이@malrang_s_Jul 27
대체 어디서 온 아이일까 굉장히 의젓한 표정과 자세로 지하철에 타고 있어
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🦪@marygaitspillJul 7
I just stared at myself hard in the mirror for 46 minutes straight and then realized that I don’t have bride physiognomy
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grace@graceswagJul 1
imagine a song that went like kiki.. do u love me… are u riding
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Ivy.@tomfordbluesJun 28
Going out again tonight for “quick drinks with friends”
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Keegs@lordesghoulJun 26
There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me
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fawn@fawnncelJun 20
is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things
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does anybody know what i'm supposed to do
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i didn't know about having a beer until i was 24 years old which is why i am allowed to have one to two beers every night at age twenty eight
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✨@abolishcxpsJun 12
that one 28 year old grown woman who loves Olivia Rodrigo
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RIP David Hockney
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summer is all about looking a mess at the public library
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