Swift Justice Stymied By Masks The long awaited update for who vandalized the Charlie Kirk statue has arrived in the most unceremonious way possible. Swift justice? Not so fast! They had masks! Who is they? "Gang bangers" of course! Case closed, guys, nothing to see here. Down the memory hole it goes. Don't forget to donate tho, I guess. When @RealCandaceO told me she had an update I was confident that the month long investigation had finally reached it's conclusion. Unfortunately, I guess if you wear a hoodie and cover your plate, you can pretty much do whatever you want. Makes sense to me. Stop paying attention! Move along LOL, yes, LOL indeed.