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Milk Fiend@DownAndOut__10h

The woman's paradox - you need to do X Y Z to expect sex, but also expecting sex is forbidden.

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Bethany S. Mandel

@bethanyshondarkNov 12

Replying to @bethanyshondark

Be physically affectionate without the expectation of sex. Give her a tight hug, kiss her forehead, cup her face and give her a smooch. Make her go weak at the knees. Say I love you. Compliment her! “Your ass looks so good in those pants.” “You’re so damn PRETTY.”

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@avery_online1h

you can tell this is fake because no woman would ever admit to doing anything wrong

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@MasculinePeak2h

She got bored and ruined her own life.

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@avery_online1h

I mean I guess she kinda didn't really admit to doing anything wrong LMAO

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@avery_online1h

my politics are whatever this is

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@avery_online2h

Replying to @LinkofSunshine

acab includes the tone police

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@avery_online3h

and the left says there is no right wing art

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@avery_online3h

should be a manslaughter charge

Goalkeeper given 12-game ban for fatal collision with Tenerife striker trib.al/gSlda1k

Goalkeeper Jesus Owono given 12-game ban for fatal collision with Tenerife striker Jesus de Miguel

Goalkeeper Jesus Owono given 12-game ban for fatal collision with Tenerife striker Jesus de Miguel

The Spanish Football Federation's disciplinary committee said Owono used "excessive force" in the challenge.

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@avery_online4h

one of the things I've found is that if you ever let AI reword anything you write, even a little, it will automatically flag as AI in pangram. on the rare occasions that I use AI writing I always at least change word order and detail levels when copying it over

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@avery_online5h

people have been making all kinds of other software before AI as well and now we're finding zero days in all of it so maybe people aren't so good at coding

laurence🏳️‍⚧️🌺@LaurenceIpsumNov 12

i don’t care if the ai is doing the “boring” parts of coding, people have been making video games just fine for decades before generative ai. if you’re facing a problem solving it yourself breeds these beautiful things called “experience” and “ingenuity”

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@avery_online14h

the goyim don't want to be saved

@kirabriellaNov 13

First to react loses stayed tense 😂😂😭😭🤣🤣

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@avery_online16h

something is happening with the vagueposters

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the more times you read the old testament the more you realize how merciful God was actually being

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@avery_online16h

whoring after idols is not typically looked on favorably

@BuenoForMiamiNov 13

I’ve been taking breaks from reading the Bible because I genuinely cannot get past Numbers 25 and what follows. You mean to tell me that because women who worshipped another god seduced Israelite men, they were held responsible for an entire plague? And then, as if that weren’t horrifying enough, it was considered acceptable to kill them all and keep their virgin daughters for themselves? I’m flabbergasted. Sincerely.

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@avery_online17h

I get that everyone is obsessed with the Jensen Huang stuff but you know Zuck is going to be president of the world 100 years from now, right? always long meta

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@mono_twt07Nov 13

WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM

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@avery_online17h

unbelievably bleak

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@avery_online18h

I am calling for the mass imprisonment of all grade school teachers

Nobody knows where we're going.

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@avery_online19h

because why not

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@avery_online19h

covering a flock camera should earn you instant life in prison

@reddit_lies20h

Not possible, I saw that same car rescuing drowning puppies at the exact same time.

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