CTE Survivor | 1-Time DIII College Soccer Player | Comedy Prod-Writer-Shooter-Editor | 1/2 of Local Studs
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this is literally how the Planet of the Apes started, and given recent events, thank God. I for one welcome our new leader, Caesar. Ape Together Strong
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Having a girl in her twenties who married a millionaire man three decades older than her tell average Americans they don’t realize how much money they have is quite possibly the worst strategy ever.
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“I had a plant in my opponent’s campaign. Also that didn’t help and I lost big time. Suck it, libs!!”
Oh yeah, one last thing.
One of the people we had inside the @katy4congress campaign might be someone you’d recognize…
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SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE
MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY
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that's right libs, I've been duped by an elderly pervert and and am mere hours away from the having my cock and balls incinerated in a volcano
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Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
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Weirdos on Twitter: russia invaded Ukraine because something something NATO
Putin every chance he gets: okay, so here is my terrible fanfiction on the Rurik dynasty
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At some point it becomes the responsibility of the general population to be less stupid
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender.
14% think between it's between 6 and 25%.
Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero
thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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Kushner won’t sue Vanity Fair for the same reason Melania never sued Hunter for suggesting that Epstein introduced her to Trump.
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My boy Pat don’t give a f about the haters 😂 that’s why he loudly responds to every single thing they say 💯
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“The Dutch government had hacked into Jared Kushner’s phone and monitored him as he accessed a Dubai-based bank account.
What was odd, the source said, was that the money in the account—hundreds of millions of dollars—had come from a bank in Azerbaijan. Most importantly, Kushner appeared to have transferred significant amounts of money from the Dubai account to other individuals, including a warlord, a mercenary and a one-time hit man”
An exclusive excerpt from Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed’s Secret Plot to Remake the Middle East examines how bank accounts linked the president’s son-in-law—and former senior adviser—to Israel, the UAE, and Saudi Arabia.
vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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English language Russian propaganda is always about NATO expansion or Nazis In Ukraine but Russian language Russian propaganda is just blood and soil arguments repackaged for modern Russian fascists.
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You are ABSOLUTELY a part of a cult if you hear this and don’t dry heave, at the least.
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"The facts were unclear, but it didn't matter. We simply wrote that Ukrainian soldiers killed children." Propaganda war is a key pillar of russia's war of aggression against Ukraine and it is waged globally.
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Trump called for an energy ceasefire. Ukraine immediately agreed and suspended energy attacks. Putin refused and kept hitting energy targets in Ukraine. But you blame Ukraine. Ridiculous
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Literally, Ukraine just offered a Ceasfire last week, for 60 days, and elections,
RUSSIA REJECTED IT, AND TRUMPS IGNORING IT 🤷♂️
Trump: Zelensky never wanted to end Ukraine war
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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A horrific Russian strike in the Kharkiv region. A “shahed” struck people directly – in a park near an ordinary café. Pure atrocity. Six people were killed, including children. A little girl was killed in a stroller – her name was Angelina, she was just over a year old, born in August 2025… Her mother’s name was Inna. She died in the hospital… Another girl who was killed was 11 years old. My condolences to their families and loved ones. Another 14 people were injured, including six more children.
I am grateful to everyone who supports Ukraine under these circumstances and helps us shoot down “shaheds,” shoot down missiles, and stop Russian assaults. These are horrific photos, but behind them are shattered lives and the truth about this war. Lives must be protected. Ukraine needs air defense. You can't think about making money with Russia as long as it continues its asinine war. We ask that sanctions on Russia stay in place as long as the killings continue. We ask America to be strong, and we ask it to apply the Lindsey Graham law. We ask Europe to continue its support. We ask that everything possible be done to bring peace and guarantee security. Ukraine wants peace. It is Russia that has insisted on continuing the killing all this time. The world has enough strength to stop the war. That strength must finally be used – against the murderers.
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Poland literally means field, Montenegro means black mountain. I guess those arent countries either
