systems engineer, ml compilers, FPGAs, EDA, GPUs and fun

Joined January 2023
our talk 'No-ISA is the best ISA' is now live - check out the video where we break down our FPGA ideas at @Vicharak_In
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sub agents being released into my codebase
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thank you Mamdani
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Everyone's trying to make CPUs faster. I’m trying to make them worse. New project: CPU deoptimization. Searching for the slowest possible machine instructions x86 single instruction record: 198,002,498,236 cycles, 62 seconds The assembly hall of shame: github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/asm-…
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the average buisness owner in 2026
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What does a doctor specialising in testicular ailments posses? Elite Ball Knowledge
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Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application
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Another nice blog for the list 🙂
New blog post on register renaming in CPUs fp32.org/register_renaming.h…
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The stranger by orson welles is available in full on wikipedia. Crazy work
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New blog post on register renaming in CPUs fp32.org/register_renaming.h…
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“hmmmm yes the employees do need a celery raise”
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Vince Gilligan really loves pour over judging by the screen time that black coffee gets in BCS. It's the beverage of choice - Jimmy, Kim, Mike and even Hector can be found enjoying a nice cup of coffee every now and then.
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i want my AI chat bot to talk like this
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Replying to @mycoliza
when a compiler engineer says something so vliwphobic you gotta hit ‘em with the itanium stare
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Currently reading the C++ templates I wrote yesterday and it's incomprehensible bullshit. We need better metaprogramming.
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strait of fountain hotel
Dahisar Check Naka is Mumbai’s Strait of Hormuz.
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