Look for the silver linings. Laughter is the best medicine. https://xitter.cf/t.co/4Pkixls7bx

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A vote for current Jhb coalition parties (ANC, EFF, PA, AIC, IFP, Al Jama-Ah), add Cope & ATM who voted in two puppet mayors, and ActionSA who proudly voted for Dada Morero gives the reigns back to those who aren't delivering services right now. No accountability. No change 😱
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I need to be talked off the ledge of wanting to scoff down buckets (plural) of ice cream. No respite in heatwave predicted in next two weeks. Temps will in fact go UP ☀️☀️☀️
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Brenda retweeted
do not ask the forest why it is vast. do not ask the river why it flows. and do not ask me why i am in your swimming pool.
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On a rapid weight loss journey. By which I mean there was no shade parking and it's like a sauna in the car. Now for the aircon to catch up.
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This story remains a favourite ~ A man was caught on live television with his mistress on the beach after enthusiastically waving 👋 at a broadcast helicopter covering the Giro d'Italia 🙈
Australia must know that SS cameras are not looking for them. We are looking for our friends with unapproved leave at Newlands today. Laptops & all 😂👍🏾
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Went to a weight loss meeting. A motivational speaker called Carol told us to listen to our bodies. I do Carol and that's why I'm here, mine keeps telling me cake and crisps.
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Food for thought. Can't argue with the logic 👌
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🤣🤣🤣 @KenBorland
There's a kid holding a "Sandpaper for Sale" poster at Newlands. A chirp that will not go away.
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This 👇
"The person who chooses to write with AI has also sacrificed, from the start, the opportunity of experiencing difficulty, of struggling to say what he wants to say, of making himself evident in his prose, of trying to find out what he believes." - George Saunders
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Vintage 🤣🤣🤣
Me: Why did you roll in something dead?? Dog: First of all, it's vintage.
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Cats. 🤣🤣
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My 4yo asked me to name his crane truck, so I called it Frasier but no one laughed. My talents are wasted on these people.
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I don't care if washing machine or microwave minutes are real, but treadmill minutes are definitely not.
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If you answer your phone with: “This call is being recorded for legal purposes. Hello?’ Telemarketers will hang up. (So will family and friends too). It keeps incoming calls to a minimum.
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Winning logic 👌
I've moved the bag of peanut butter cups to my office from the pantry to cut down on travel time.
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If all international diplomats were like this man, we’d have a constant world peace
Fabulous Welshcakes❤️ Just baked, so delicious!!😋
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Brenda retweeted
perhaps women feel such a deep connection to cats is because both were never meant to be tamed, only understood.
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Maybe a week in the Scottish highlands could fix your life.
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