Brenda retweeted
do not ask the forest why it is vast. do not ask the river why it flows. and do not ask me why i am in your swimming pool.
This story remains a favourite ~ A man was caught on live television with his mistress on the beach after enthusiastically waving 👋 at a broadcast helicopter covering the Giro d'Italia 🙈
🤣🤣🤣
@KenBorland
Brenda retweeted
I don't care if washing machine or microwave minutes are real, but treadmill minutes are definitely not.
Brenda retweeted
If you answer your phone with:
“This call is being recorded for legal purposes. Hello?’
Telemarketers will hang up.
(So will family and friends too).
It keeps incoming calls to a minimum.































