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all tweets are unserious. Traveler, foodie, and art lover

Joined March 2020
Sir a second mega-billionaire affair has hit the data center/AI bubble…
BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang reportedly had a second affair with Nvidia executive Kimberly Powell 61% chance Jensen leaves as CEO before 2028
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I can’t be on vacation in Puerto Rico fast enough…this is what they’re currently doing to me at work:
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Like, she looks and sounds great!
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Wait….this is funny
Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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I want to hear what she calls it…
things I've heard You Can See Everything called while working at the box office: - You Can't Say Anything - You Can See Anything - You Haven't Seen Everything - Now You See Everything - Now You See Me - Crazy Lady Documentary
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When the Sun sets at 6pm and rises at 7:45am…
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My timeline algorithm is surfacing all the “If Lula wins, I’ll post…” tweets
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Lula, come get your baddie chain! 🇧🇷
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I really need to know how many takes this took to get the final version? @Tyllaaaaaaa
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