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So they have 2 republicans with the same name running but somehow that’s the democrats fault
Q on ALASKA: I know you say it’s not fair that his name is on the ballot. How is it illegal? TRUMP: It’s illegal because it’s not fair.
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I have a question about the fingernails, how does she wipe her arse without lacerations?
Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes
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He’s not looking at your face
This is so true. @POTUS Is a listener. It was the one thing that surprised me the most on first meeting. And when he trusts your motivations are honorable, he listens even more closely. @karolineleavitt and @billmaher hit the nail on the head. Yet the press would have you believe he wants to exist in an echo chamber. This could not be further from the truth.
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She needs to return those pants to the circus she borrowed them from
That’s grief jewelry. That’s a lot of grief.
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You come to my home and ask me to supply you with eggs on this, the day of my birthday ….
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Watters: We don’t like our wives working. We don’t like the idea of another man telling her what to do. We like to have a certain amount of control.
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Finally, someone woke up that he is the snake 🐍 in the poem
Marjorie Taylor Greene just wrote her best tweet ever.
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“If I have to make up stories, I’ll make up stories.”
Vance: Amy Acton—I don’t know that much about her… I did promise Amy that I would meet her at a bar later. I understand that she's into that sort of thing. So I'm gonna try to get to know her a little bit better.
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Meet John Smith
Trump: I remember about 25 years ago, Italian movies, you know, mob movies—-they didn't want you to use the name like Alphonse Capone. You weren't allowed to use Italian names.
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Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah, ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang
Q: Do you have any reaction to a US ambassador asking someone to pay off debt in exchange for access to other government officials? JD VANCE: Well, so -- with that hypothetical, obviously I don't love that, but I, you know, I don't know exactly who you're talking about, I don't know the full details
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Has Eric Schmitt apologised for attempting a gotcha on Jack Smith that backfired spectacularly and labelled him a dirtbag? And will you join in that apology?
Will Democrats join me in asking Jack Smith 2apologize 2their constituents 4secretly obtaining their bank records+ addresses+signatures?? 120 Illinoisans 114 New Jerseyans 504 Californians 83 Minnesotans 12 Rhode Islanders 23 Delawareans 39 Connecticuters 17 Hawaiians 2Vermonters
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Way to go. Spit in your own food, that’ll teach em’
When hecklers from the liberal group Code Pink interrupted the Treasury secretary at a Washington restaurant in December and criticized the Trump administration’s economic sanctions policies, Bessent called them ignorant and erupted at the owner of the restaurant for not removing them. According to the owner and also a nearby diner, Bessent spit in his own food before leaving. wsj.com/politics/policy/bess…
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Razor blades certainly don’t last as long as they did when I first started shaving, 10 years ago!!
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‘It’s actually neumonia, take the p off. Not many people know that’
Trump on Russia: They call it pneumonia. Pneumonia, you know, years ago you could treat pneumonia easier. The microbes and the germs have gotten stronger disproportionately
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He should take 2, or more
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big one. They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!' I said, do me a favor, I've been doing okay for 35 years. Leave me alone."
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Wandering around looking for something to do, when does football start again?
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