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i’m not like other girls.. i’m worse

Joined August 2009
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gonna start putting on job applications that if they don’t hire me im gonna k*ll myself
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Not the reaction emoji 🤣. iPhone should really consider a “Should you send that?” warning for men.
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dating in 2026 (he knew about the funeral btw)
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and by no means am i interested in this man (and he knows it)
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there is always a fire alarm going off in philly legitimately every single day
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dude born in 2001 just told me (1997) i was a “dinosaur” to him…. does anyone have any extra bullets im out
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death is inevitable but it doesn’t make it any less hard or weird to navigate
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pennsylvania drivers knowing how to effectively merge… challenge level: impossible
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lyft at 5:30am is blasting gospel music… what does this mean for me???
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my parents florida landscaper is hot should i go out in my bikini and ask him if he wants some lemonade
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feeling sunday saddies so i ordered a smoothie, hope it helps !
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just saw a girl on tiktok call an ed hardy tank top “vintage” my week is already ruined
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jake elliott for president
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send the entire team to jail
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just watched a drunk asshole knock out a blind man (in florida btw) you literally cannot make this shit up
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driving like a new jerseyan in south florida makes me feel like im mario andretti
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i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman
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brb sobbing
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lane Johnson has announced his retirement.
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how are people getting new jobs in this economy ?????
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i never understood a guys way of flirting by diminishing a woman’s workout
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