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Founder/CEO BoomSeat Partners

Bartlesville, OK
Joined May 2011
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
Nothing like a coin toss at the Catfish Roundup restaurant and RV park to determine who advances to the Oklahoma high school football playoffs. 🪙
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🚨FULL CATFISH ROUND UP RECAP🚨 Here's the story from the midnight coin toss chaos at the Catfish Round Up that sent Liberty and Central to the postseason, and ended the season for Gore. Reaction from each HC in here. One of the craziest stories I've ever covered. #OKPreps
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
“No, see, it’s funny because there’s a very specific type of person who’s BOTH a Yankees and Cowboys fan. And this week, the Rays swept the Yankees AND the Bucs beat the Cowboys. Which means Tampa Bay got to ruin the same person’s week TWICE”
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
We're not even 24 hours into the NBA preseason and Nikola Jokic has broken my brain. I just don't even know how one does this.
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There's about to be a LOT of rain this week...
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Nothing is better than college football twitter
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
First trailer for the Norm Macdonald documentary — directed by Judd Apatow. Releasing October 16 on Netflix.
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
This will be an unpopular opinion on the Right but I think this is kind of dumb, even as a troll. Lake Ontario was given that name on maps by European explorers long before the Canadian province of Ontario was named. There are several cities in America called Ontario -- at least one of them predating the Canadian province by like 100 years -- because the word originates with native tribes in North America. It's not a Canadian invention. Canadians never uniquely owned the lake or the name. So in effect all you're doing here is actually giving them credit for a thing that wasn't theirs to begin with. Yeah it's funny when Canadians are upset I guess or whatever, but Lake Ontario, the name itself, is *American* history dating back many centuries. Not sure how you own Canada by deleting your own history.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
that rat bitch jolene did this
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Reacher, but he travels the country attending little league games and beating the dog shit out of parents who get out of pocket.
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
Maybe culture has passed me by, but I don’t understand today’s ESPN. As a kid, I had ESPN/ESPNNews on nonstop because they had nonstop sports highlights/news and sports are awesome. Who decided people prefer “hot takes” shouting clowns over… sports?
ESPN announced that they are adding Pat McAfee to Monday Night Football as an analyst on its pregame show, “Monday Night Countdown.”
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
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Kid will be on a new 8u team, and probably a new 10u team, and definitely a new 13u team, and may hate the sport by HS. We’ve so lost the plot with youth sports… I feel bad for these kids and want to shake these parents.
There needs to be a slur created for this era of travel sport families
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
Stopped at 4 out of respect for Jayden Daniels #LGM #MetsWin
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Throw up a hand if you remember getting your high school textbooks and immediately checking to see who had each one the year before you. When it was a popular person, that was always a good omen. Instant karma boost.
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
I’m not exaggerating at all, this is one of the nastiest handle highlights you’ll ever see… Male or female hoops. This is simply ridiculous. Her name is GG Banks. Get familiar now.
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Chris Batchelder retweeted
This should win every possible photography award for the rest of the century.
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