@beanbreeto
Joined June 2019
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Work expects me to reply to EMAILS? Like I'm Epstein? Or a Manchester City CFO? I don't fucking think so
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one of the most beautiful artworks ive ever seen and its fucking rick and morty
乏善可陳@sukii404Oct 22
❤️ #rickandmorty #c137
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STOP FUCKING TRYING TO MAKE ME LEARN WHO STREAMERS ARE. EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S SOME NEW ASSHOLE WITH A MILLION FOLLOWERS AND ITS NEVER PLEASANT TO LEARN ABOUT THEM
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me if u even care
eri maybe@locknclawsOct 21
today i discovered aplysia vaccaria (black sea hare). it is the largest species of sea slug and is mainly found in california.
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Whose personal data can be harvested in an oil field? How would toxic chemicals help us with direct marketing? How can a democratic election be influenced by a robot in the ocean?
.@OmgemeralddddOct 21
why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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There's a great essay by David Foster Wallace about how people ruin their own lives by thinking they're too cool to enjoy anything
Letterboxd Ls@LetterboxdLsOct 20
Evergreen
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Rio Ngumoha deserves all the praise for the constant effort & danger he caused, but Wirtz has been the best player on the pitch by a mile. Changed the team & dictated the system, as he should
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ben retweeted
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@luscieliaOct 18
Who needs therapy when you can just open the Witcher, hop on roach and ride into the sunset until the world feels a little lighter
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just get to Jan. Ekitike, Leoni, Camara
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@QTalksFtblOct 19
Really think Liverpool are in a better position than a lot of people realise.
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Dudes use credit cards for $10 in rewards a year and think they are fucking Warren Buffett
Mariam@GaismairOct 18
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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Danso actually does look like a cross of those 2 nymi 😅
EuroFoot
@eurofootcomOct 19
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👯‍♂️ Premier League players unveil their lookalikes... 🤣
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This pasttime which people use for fun is soulless & evil because it doesn't produce anything. Except the one which I liked. That one doesn't count, I've decided
Morlockmoder@IWllNvrBeAnEloiOct 18
Replying to @DeluluTranny
Crpgs don’t count. Disco elysium is the only game I’ve ever played that I’m not ashamed to have spent time on tbh
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NO we CAN'T change anything because FOX NEWS will be MEAN to us
Mirai ♡@miraisuzumiyaOct 18
Non Americans don’t understand that here in America, if you do anything beyond this, the media will immediately turn on you. See how Fox News portrayed BLM protests. Your healthcare is also tied to your job, and you CAN be fired if HR finds out about your political activism
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pay your licence fee or these journalists will be out of a job
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 19
GTA 6: Can you cheat on someone with a video game character? bbc.in/4egQBjw

GTA 6: Can you cheat on someone with a video game character?

Grand Theft Auto VI lets you build and nurture a romantic relationship but some say dates with a fictional character are a step too far.

bbc.com
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going into debt to buy groceries because the bank told me the meaning of life is Credit Score
Mariam@GaismairOct 18
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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"it'll pander to the US audience " they said #SNLUK
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The only reviewer who’s opinions I trust
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tv licence to be extended to hungover texts saying "last night was a movie"
LDN@mylandsinorderOct 16
TV licence to be extended to particularly vivid dreams.
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