
Professional Guess Who Character Darlington FC, radio, local music, stuff. Blank minds eye #Aphantasia Proud to be part of #InfantHercules
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Replying to @Bob_Fischer
@Bob_Fischer I'm having that..
Bob: "Oh go on, gainsay Beardedian"
Uncle Harry: "I don't think I can gainsay him"
A small leak under a path was looked at by @nwater_care, now there is a large leak running down the street
Come on BBC, you've misspelt both Teesside and Middlesbrough bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c9x2z1… @bbctees
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Take a bow!
Ben Hedley with a brilliant finish for @Official_Darlo 👏
📺 @BBCMOTD
Jolene really gave her best Peggy Mitchell impression last night #TheArchers
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A massive ‘well done’ to the 50-ish patriots who protested outside the Marriott Hotel in Portsmouth last night after spotting a number of brown people present at the venue. Just one small problem however - it was the Pakistan Under-19 Men’s Cricket Squad who are currently on tour and taking on our own Under-19 team in Arundel today.
SUPPORT THE RNLI - rebrand.ly/imvl9mb
What is happening with @Official_Darlo player fitness? Another one on the injury bench, this time in the warm up?
Think I'd rather watch Martin's Grid Walk than watch this, and that is saying something #F1
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According to Nigel Farage, Iceland being in the EU Single Market, having free movement of people and belonging to Schengen is perfectly compatible with national independence.
I look forward to him endorsing the same independence for the UK: back in the Single Market, with free movement and Schengen.
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In Memory of Matty Blades ❤️
It is with the heaviest of hearts that Seaton Carew FC shares the devastating news of the passing of one of our coaches, Matty, who tragically lost his life in a fatal accident while carrying out his duties as a police officer.
Matty had only recently joined our club as a coach and was preparing for his first season with our brand-new U7 Seahawks team. He was looking forward to being part of the team and, most importantly, to coaching his own son, who is going to be playing for the Seahawks this season.
Matty and his oldest son are much-loved member of our club and our U10 Lions football family.
Our thoughts and deepest condolences are with Matty’s wife, his two boys, and all of his family and friends at this incredibly difficult and heartbreaking time.
We also stand alongside Matty’s colleagues and friends within the police service, who have tragically lost members of their force.
All club flags are flying at half mast as a sign of respect.
From everyone at Seaton Carew FC, thank you, Matty, for choosing to become part of our club.
you will always be remembered as one of our own.
Rest peacefully, Matty.
Forever a part of the Seaton Carew FC family. ⚽
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Reform Councillor defects or resigns every 3 days kmflett.blog/2026/08/23/refo…
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😄 Get ready for a series of unmissable solo shows featuring some of the absolute biggest names on the UK comedy circuit
🎤 Chris Ramsey
📍 Darlington
🦴 Rob Rouse
📍 Darlington & Whitby
🍷 Carl Hutchinson
📍 Darlington
🍺 Al Murray
📍 Darlington
ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk
My first visit to @SeatonCarewFC in their first match in the @EbacNorthernLge
Also my 81st ground
You would think one of the first requirements for a football shirt supplier would be to ensure the team playing all had a current shirt?
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Looking like Trump will have to present the WINNERS TROPHY to SPAIN.
#Fıfaworldcup2026 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If a player is offside, flag when it happens not run half way along the pitch, wait for a shot, then put it up
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They've made two of the greatest players ever look like tellytubbies with a raving Nana 😂😂😂😂



















