Professional Guess Who Character Darlington FC, radio, local music, stuff. Blank minds eye #Aphantasia Proud to be part of #InfantHercules

Smogside and wish I wasn't
Joined January 2009
Replying to @Bob_Fischer
@Bob_Fischer I'm having that.. Bob: "Oh go on, gainsay Beardedian" Uncle Harry: "I don't think I can gainsay him"
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A small leak under a path was looked at by @nwater_care, now there is a large leak running down the street
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
Take a bow! Ben Hedley with a brilliant finish for @Official_Darlo 👏 📺 @BBCMOTD
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Jolene really gave her best Peggy Mitchell impression last night #TheArchers
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
A massive ‘well done’ to the 50-ish patriots who protested outside the Marriott Hotel in Portsmouth last night after spotting a number of brown people present at the venue. Just one small problem however - it was the Pakistan Under-19 Men’s Cricket Squad who are currently on tour and taking on our own Under-19 team in Arundel today. SUPPORT THE RNLI - rebrand.ly/imvl9mb
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What is happening with @Official_Darlo player fitness? Another one on the injury bench, this time in the warm up?
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Think I'd rather watch Martin's Grid Walk than watch this, and that is saying something #F1
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
According to Nigel Farage, Iceland being in the EU Single Market, having free movement of people and belonging to Schengen is perfectly compatible with national independence. I look forward to him endorsing the same independence for the UK: back in the Single Market, with free movement and Schengen.
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
In Memory of Matty Blades ❤️ It is with the heaviest of hearts that Seaton Carew FC shares the devastating news of the passing of one of our coaches, Matty, who tragically lost his life in a fatal accident while carrying out his duties as a police officer. Matty had only recently joined our club as a coach and was preparing for his first season with our brand-new U7 Seahawks team. He was looking forward to being part of the team and, most importantly, to coaching his own son, who is going to be playing for the Seahawks this season. Matty and his oldest son are much-loved member of our club and our U10 Lions football family. Our thoughts and deepest condolences are with Matty’s wife, his two boys, and all of his family and friends at this incredibly difficult and heartbreaking time. We also stand alongside Matty’s colleagues and friends within the police service, who have tragically lost members of their force. All club flags are flying at half mast as a sign of respect. From everyone at Seaton Carew FC, thank you, Matty, for choosing to become part of our club. you will always be remembered as one of our own. Rest peacefully, Matty. Forever a part of the Seaton Carew FC family. ⚽
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
😄 Get ready for a series of unmissable solo shows featuring some of the absolute biggest names on the UK comedy circuit 🎤 Chris Ramsey 📍 Darlington 🦴 Rob Rouse 📍 Darlington & Whitby 🍷 Carl Hutchinson 📍 Darlington 🍺 Al Murray 📍 Darlington ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk
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My first visit to @SeatonCarewFC in their first match in the @EbacNorthernLge Also my 81st ground
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You would think one of the first requirements for a football shirt supplier would be to ensure the team playing all had a current shirt?
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
Looking like Trump will have to present the WINNERS TROPHY to SPAIN. #Fıfaworldcup2026 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Trump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."
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If a player is offside, flag when it happens not run half way along the pitch, wait for a shot, then put it up
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
"What did you think of the World Cup final half-time show?" Wayne Rooney:
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So pleased that twitter had reunited to call out what a shit show the #Fifa #Worldcup half time show is
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
They've made two of the greatest players ever look like tellytubbies with a raving Nana 😂😂😂😂
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Ian Roberts - The Beard retweeted
If there was an actual country called Haa Land, it'd be full of love, laughter, kindness, equality & we'd all move there immediately. Boys, forget the vicious, malicious, teeny-penied Andrew Tate - THIS is your role model. #Haaland #WorldCup
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