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posting expert II

@beefdentist

maybe me am that kind of orc

 up ur butt & around the corner
Joined March 2021
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I’m DRUUUUNJ and playing WOW FOEVAAAAA
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wtf
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he’s gonna need to change his last name if he wants that to work come on bro
HeyJupiter (@ShesKindaALot) profile pictureHeyJupiter@ShesKindaALot14h
Rapist Brock Turner is going by Allen Turner now because he thinks he should be able to just move on with his life. I disagree, so every time there’s an update I’m thrilled to share it far & wide. He’s in Dayton Ohio & looks like this now.
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Saying bro is so back btw
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Husband got called in for a 20 hour shift so I’m leveling my fishing and rejecting Olympus invites
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excuse me this $7 bottle of wine is corked
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TrueAnon@TrueAnonPod15h
Replying to @lloydblankfein
“And many wedding halls are filled with those to whom our uptight culture denied a polyamorous lifestyle.” I believe that’s from Lord Byron…
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computa make my mom stop stealing drugs
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you can milk anything
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it depends
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Matt Raichous (@M_Raichous) profile pictureMatt Raichous@M_RaichousNov 10
I've prevented suicides for half of my life and I will tell you directly Yes, suicide IS selfish. I'd never say it directly to a suicidal person, and nobody else should either, but a fact is a fact
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just another day in the discourse factory being nuanced and correct. heh
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There’s a type of My Aunt who attempts every couple years after she gets caught doing identity theft. There’s a type of My Cousin who murders his wife and then kills himself during a police standoff days later after burying her body behind their kids school. It depends
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everything bad that’s ever happened to me is also funny because I find humor in all things especially my own suffering
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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u gotta stay positive u know xx
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And they said a girl with brown hair can’t wear jeans
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deploying a unit of 250 highly skilled bards to fuck up your self esteem
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got any games on your phone
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I need to get PREGNANT
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that looks infected to me. I think we should lance it
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days@DayscdNov 9
Love him or hate him, SpongeBob is friend with Patrick so if you wanna watch the show he’s gonna be there. sorry.
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