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devlin ๐Ÿ‚@fancygoblin_Nov 4
dogs will start shooting cops
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kaaiยนโต ๐Ÿš‚@katai_lovlyNov 4
El nuevo himno de texas:
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en el uber empezรณ a sonar LA VECINITA TIENE ANTOJO y me tuve que aguantar la risa pq me acordรฉ de este video
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christopher@Cjdeck1Oct 30
Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog
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BurgerDogโ„ข๏ธ@BurgerDogeOct 24
Went to Dunkin and they took like five minutes on my drink before some girl busted out of the window and said, โ€œI drew a cat on it ๐Ÿ™‚โ€ Felt genuine sorrow in my heart slurping him up, the grief is immeasurable.
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โค๏ธŽโ  est@fenceursOct 21
how it feels to keep up with a media i Hate just to make sure my slander is up to date
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BurgerDogโ„ข๏ธ@BurgerDogeOct 20
I canโ€™t see how this possibly couldโ€™ve happened??????
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Ashe Archive@AshePicsOWOct 12
Oh, to be called โ€œobedient dogโ€ by herโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ญ
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caninepoetry@caninepoetry_Oct 7
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azd@azdd__Oct 7
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wanted to post both these pieces side by side
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BurgerDogโ„ข๏ธ@BurgerDogeOct 6
Thinking about the time a known pedophile in my town showed up to a subway my girlfriend was working at, she tweeted about it, and another guy who later turned out to also be a pedophile DMโ€™ed me in disbelief that we saw him.
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Eric ๐Ÿฆญ@airqwkSep 25
asking the facebook market place seller if heโ€™s mad at me after i lowballed him
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andd@andd_shtwtSep 20
los invito ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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miya@miyarah_Sep 18
mi parte favorita del dรญa es cuando estoy asรญ en mi cama
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๐š“๐šŽ๐š—@beefstripsAug 22
he eat dirt
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Eslouw@rip_eslouwSep 16
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Rob@_elrobSep 15
Yo maรฑana en el pozole.
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fxck@fxck_7Sep 13
This is one of my favorite scenes ever itโ€™s so well done
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BurgerDogโ„ข๏ธ@BurgerDogeSep 11
Car wonโ€™t start so I had to take the big bug from morrowind to work.
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