jonathan beese

Amar, Amass & Amad all on bench for @ManUtd. Probably making all the Latin scholars in the Utd end chuckle.

Don’t lease a car through @Hyundai_Finance. Absolute cowboys. Charged us 3 extra fees for late return when their collection team changed date as the guy collecting couldn’t make it. Refusing to acknowledge the error and have taken £500 from my account. #thieves

Ironic that @England don’t take TAA cos he can’t defend and end up with a right back who can’t defend or attack.

Did nobody in the United States read the Fairytale of The Emperor’s New Clothes poignantly written by a Dane.

I was worried that I would have to pay crazy Viagogo/Stubhub prices for #Arianagrandetickets for my daughters but turns out thousands of kind people have spares at face value. None seem to have many friends or followers so be nice to help them out too.

So @TicketmasterUK @BBCNews @itvnews @SkyNews can you explain to me how I was on line the second tkts for Ariana Grande went on sale yet was 200,000 in queue and how almost 25% of tickets are now on resale sites at 4-10x value. #Arianagrandetickets

To the rude man demanding that @didoharding sorted out the tickets he hadn’t paid for @CheltenhamRaces @TheJockeyClub that isn’t how you speak to a young lad doing his job. Entitled w***ker. Hope she ignored you.

“Marcus Rashford’s preference is to join Barcelona” say Skysports. My preference is a Ferrari with Margot Robbie in the passenger seat. I’d say we’re both dreaming.

#sza sounds like Lester Piggott. #glastonbury.

Greatest National performance in my lifetime didn’t win. Crisp. Watching that race still breaks my heart for him and @Richard44158292

#Wrexham maybe Rob & Ryan can get some of their musical friends to teach your fans to sing. Do they think it’s a cinema and they have to be quiet? #embarrassingsupport #libraryinawayend

Don’t begrudge them the success but will also enjoy a rye smile when Disney viewers get bored of Tv show and R&M suddenly have other commitments.

Sunday Evening racing??!! Wtf is going on @BHAHorseracing. Have you lost your minds?

Crazy scenes on 11.18 from Paddington to Cardiff. Luckily they’re trialing food orders through QR codes though so staff can bring your food to where you’re standing.

Classier still would be Klopp saying “mistakes happen. Let’s make sure it doesn’t again and all move on”. Too much to ask?

Great to see Tories keeping it current. Last time Toploader had a hit record Tony Blair was PM.

Parents petition for meeting with Headteacher , Governors & LEA at striking school @BBCWales @southwalesargus @WalesOnline @ITVWales chng.it/pGH5J5TDfp

Great to see you posting this good news but perhaps you could reply to my email regarding @Caldicot_Sch @MonmouthshireCC. Our children need educating too!!

Bet your life his kids didn’t walk to school today.