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Joined May 2013
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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Rest in peace, Sir Patrick
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busta rhymes is the most skilled combatant michael myers has ever faced
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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reminds me of a tweet i saw like 10 years ago that made me laugh so hard there were tears streaming down my face
I like the part of Come Together when they say “He’s got feet down below his knees” cause I’m like phew that’s exactly where knees should be I was worried it was gonna be something freaky again like the juju eyeballs
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FINAL: Phillies 3, Braves 5
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Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart
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my created character in smackdown vs raw 2007
it’s not a phase mom!
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JUST IN: Thieves steal two Nvidia-branded trailers expecting them to be loaded with AI GPUs, but find 40,000 pounds of sand instead.
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Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must see TV
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken trib.al/EkUMOy5
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FDR texting at 3am:
Would you fuck a nigga in a wheelchair ?
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HURRICANE POLO HAS REACHED CATEGORY 5 STRENGTH FOR THE THIRD TIME! Polo has once again exploded into a 180 mph Category 5 hurricane, marking the third separate time the storm has reached Category 5 intensity. This is an extraordinary milestone: Polo is the first hurricane on record to reach Category 5 strength three separate times with all three peaks occurring in the Eastern Pacific. And at 180 mph, Polo has once again reached the third-highest wind speed ever recorded in the Eastern Pacific. Polo is certainly one for the history books.
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white boy of the decade for me
Robert Pattinson says whispering “I’m Vengeance” in ‘THE BATMAN’ wasn’t how it was written in the script. “The scene was I come out and they go, ‘Who are you?’ and they say, ‘I’m Vengeance’, and then beat everybody up and I’m like ‘Nah, you shouldn’t even respond... Once the guy’s basically unconscious, you whisper it in his ear. So as he’s drifting out of consciousness it goes into his dreams.” (via @GQMagazine)
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they...they criss crossed the applesauce...
The FDA has announced a recall of applesauce due to contamination with mold.
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Brad Majors retweeted
Grandpa, what did YOU do on Iwo Jima Grandpa:
US Air Force pilots get messages from their comrades at Ye Olde Iwo Jima Spa, 1945. This spa and bathhouse was established on the Island of Iwo Jima by Col. J. E. Walthers, a flight surgeon for the 7th Fighter Command. 😃
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football sucks im getting into islam
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IF YOU ARE AN AVERAGE HEIGHT OBESE PHILIADELPHIAN DRIVE TO THE LINC WITH YOUR RESUME IN HAND FOR O LINE TRYOUTS
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kirk cousins on the raiders feels so silly and weird to me in a way i can not make sense of or explain
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Jeffery Simmons on Jalen Hurts: “We just need to make Jalen Hurts be a QB.”
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it is so funny that “o’clock” is like, the official name for that concept
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