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I sincerely hope this isn’t Care Bears slander. And if it is let me tell you something … you a hoe. That’s Friend Bear, Funshine Bear, Secret Bear, Good Luck Bear and the crew right there. That’s like the OG avengers. This why you YNS be poppin it over losing in 2K, cause yall didn’t have Saturday morning cartoons to teach yall the power of friendship. Yall hyped up on COD, GTA, and Anime. Japanese killing and violent video games. The power of love is the greatest force on the planet and the Care Bears know that. They come together, love, and defeat evil and you acting like they some bitches. Don’t get me started on the cousins either. Look em up, the Care Bears COUSINS. Family NIGGA. BEING A FAMILY. LOVE AND BEING A FAMILY. That’s what’s up with the Care Bears. And they had powers, that’s them saying it with their chest. They brave and they strong. And they are BEARS. They got claws and teeth and good intentions. That was actually one of the Care Bears in “The Revenant.” People have layers, there’s a duality. In closing I’d like to say fuck you. Everything about the 80s cartoon wise was amazing. Which is why I’m convinced Pete Hegseth was raised in a house where he couldn’t watch TV. One episode of He-Man and he’d have seen that Teela was as capable a warrior as there was on the show. No way he could doubt women in combat if he saw her. Anyway, Saved By The Bell killed Saturday morning cartoons and you YNS been searching for guidance ever since. We have a whole society of Zack Morris’ now. We be better off with a bunch of Care Bears.