aging punker/ she/her / Satanist / con law legal nerd / “violent felon” ♌️ 🖤🩶🤍💜🌙 pals only: @diaboluxe666 (SFW)

stinkville america
Joined October 2012
Ahhhhh my throne 😏
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Do you think anyone would protest if I wore a robe and slippers to work
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Sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is take a fuckin walk. YEAH I KNOW I HATE IT TOO
Hit me with the harshest reality truth
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It’s ok if you wanna make fun of me for never using dark mode on anything because I may be going friggin blind but can still kick your ass
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AND ITS STILL FUCKEN TRUE
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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king of the horseflies retweeted
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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This text is nearly identical to a tweet first posted by @plume__ on January 30, 2023. x.com/plume__/status…
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type of shit my cat meows about at 3am
I ate something sus earlier and was queasy for hours. finally threw up, and awash in relief and joy and gratitude, for… access to the default state. I know Baudelaire spoke of this… the ecstatic zeal of the convalescent, the recovered man, yelling isn’t it marvellous to be!!!
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If I saw a war criminal in front of my face I’d be so fucking rude to him and NOT look at him with reverence but that’s just me
Yeah, and you’re helping facilitate it.
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Back in my day it was Pink Floyd and/or Sabbath but yes this is true 😂
Before it was legalized you had to have this conversation with a guy who was really into Tool every time you wanted to buy weed
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Definitely Coming Down With Something but I got my shots so hopefully this won’t wreck my ass but I’m also on day 83984 of the Period That Wouldn’t Die so maybe death is the right answer 🥰
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Why yes not only do I hate Mondays. I ALSO hate the conditions that lead to why I hate it! IM NOT STUPID 🤠
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There’s a bunch of corporate suits in the conference room and I’ve never wanted the building to explode as much as I do now
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king of the horseflies retweeted
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Who the fuck is Ethan Klein and why does anyone care about him
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Hate finding cool accounts on ig only to sit through a cool reel and they’re fucking selling things. I hate this timeline
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Does anyone want to come over and puppet master my ass to do these fuckin chores because I can barely lift my arms
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I don’t care if this makes me sound like an asshole but I hated this shit so much because I had to conduct research first to understand any of it 🤣
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