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nate

@bigtimerutsch

27 • they/them • #Birdland #RavensFlock • love of baseball goes beyond good and evil

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Joined December 2022
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how gay do you have to be for that to be the first thing you say 😭😭😭😭
ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) profile pictureABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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It's been a tough night for Rays fans at The Trop
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Corpus Christi is the funniest city name bc it means Spaniards saw some shitty Texas beach and said “this is the body of Christ”
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ari@aricantsinghOct 25
i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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being a sports fan is about managing your emotions through healthy outlets like harboring hate and nurturing lifelong grudges
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And this is why you can't lose to the saints and the browns
MJD (@Baltimore_MJD) profile pictureMJD
@Baltimore_MJDOct 24
If the Ravens lose tomorrow without Lamar, I have serious concerns about them making the playoffs. Dropping to 4-3 and 0-2 in the AFC North would almost eliminate us from winning the division, especially if you look at the remaining schedule for the Browns, Bengals and Steelers compared to the Ravens. That means we would have to beat out the other teams in the division plus teams like the Pats, Broncos, Texans and Raiders for a playoff spot.
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DO NOT DO THIS I THOGUHT I WAS IN THE WHALE WITH HIM
spooky jay 🐋 (@whalegif) profile picturespooky jay 🐋@whalegifOct 24
edible before whalefall im not ready
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going to halloween themed bar
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the pumpkin lapin (@Skate3Bunny) profile picturethe pumpkin lapin@Skate3BunnyOct 24
bingo i got action, slip and fall! OH PIMP DOWN PIMP IN DISTRESS
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Wulsing@WulsingOct 24
This video genuinely amazes me
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He’s too funny man🤣🤣
Tequila mockingbird (@Dansnewgen) profile pictureTequila mockingbird@DansnewgenOct 23
That Scouse kid that got shipped to Ghana on tiktok is frying me, he don’t know he’s not coming back yet😭😭
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@wyacoleOct 23
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forcing tired oomf to call and hangout with me
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life lately
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@pushecn@pushecnOct 23
gay men that use being gay as an excuse to be misogynistic and straight woman using those men as an excuse to be homophobic
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accidentally become important at work
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Jay@slaycou1eeOct 21
litteraly the best mother-off of the new era and it’s not even close like we all remember where we were
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linnea giving us a hint here when she described the season as “women” 😭😭 #survivor #survivor51
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