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Writer/composer; co-host of Brick-a-Brack & Super Series Us on Twitch! Previously: Cuphead Show, Jellystone, SpongeBob, Kamp Koral, & Patrick Star Show

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2013
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holding the reset button with an uncooked noodle because you have no paperclips
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Hyrule Field was designed to be too big to cross in that first day... Getting locked out of the castle and fighting off Stalchildren is supposed to show you how much more dangerous the outside world is from Kokiri. How much more of that intentional design no longer matters? :(
Drawbridge no longer raises at night, it seems like. It's more convenient but I'm not a fan of the change
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Women calling little boys "would-be incels" should be met with the same contempt and disgust as men calling little girls "future whores" or other sexualized insults. WILDLY inappropriate way to speak of children.
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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The attitudes of these early interviewees are frankly disgusting. My class read Hatchet in 3rd grade. We also read Tuck Everlasting. I enjoyed the first; I HATED the second. Did I once think that the girls in my class were somehow lesser for enjoying TE? No. That's idiotic.
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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Different books are for different people. Girls get plenty of books. Hell, YA basically belongs to them now. Boys deserve books too. They should be allowed and encouraged to read, rather than shamed for their interests or "reeducated" to shun those natural inclinations.
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We need more Hatchets, more Treasure Islands, more Ender's Games. I'm trying to do my part. For the past few years I've been working on a musical for boys and their fathers. It's very good, but I sometimes wonder if anyone will have the courage to produce it? I guess we'll see.
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is that 10 million fucking fireflies
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The level of cope from Epic is unbelievable. EGS was never a competitor to Steam because it lacks 95% of Steam's FUNCTIONALITY. Giving out free games does not excuse the terrible UI and bare-bones services. Last I checked it had no chat, no friends lists, no community features.
A former Epic Games dev says Steam has become almost impossible to compete with, even if someone builds a better launcher. Kiaran Ritchie argues that developers aren’t really paying Valve’s 30% cut for its services, they’re paying for access to Steam’s huge player base. He believes most Steam users simply have no reason to move to another store, even if it offers a better experience. “They played capitalism so well they broke it.” Ritchie says that Steam has become so dominant that developers can’t afford to ignore it, leaving them with no choice but to accept the 30% cut.
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They relied entirely on the promise of the 90% cut for devs, but 90% of a puny audience doesn't compete with 70% of a massive user base. And instead of trying to increase that user base by improving their product, Epic just whines and complains about the unfairness of it all.
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You forgot Act 4, where the Riddler gets on Tiktok and blows up a sea wall
Here is a 30,000 foot view of screenplay structure. Act 1: I have a problem. Act 2A: I think I'll solve it. Act 2B: This is harder than I thought. Act 3: The sacrifice. Keep it simple. Structure is just the framework. Scenes and characters are where you cook.
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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This tweet led me to discover that “treasure trove” falls under this category, with “trove” coming from the French for “found,” but common usage over time has forced it to become a noun. I’m eager to be annoying about this one in the future
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Imagine playing Cyberpunk DnD and your DM is literally John Cyberpunk
The crew? Assembled. The dice? Ready! What could possibly go wrong? The first episode of our special Cyberpunk Pen & Paper session is here, with the one and only Mike Pondsmith from @RTalsorianGames running the game! youtu.be/PBmkJbK3NGw
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One thing that’s cool about every ecosystem having its own bird species is that means every ecosystem has its own soundtrack. Swamp music vs forest music vs mountain music. The world is so awesome
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“We distinguish between ‘creating’ something and the ‘labor’ involved in the process... The tricky part is that this labor can actually be quite enjoyable." There's my issue with using AI to 'create'. The labor of creation is a spiritual endeavor, not something to be avoided.
Nintendo’s Shigeru Miyamoto, the acclaimed designer behind Super Mario and Zelda, has explained why he believes generative AI won’t make human creativity obsolete. "There will always be a role left for us to play." videogameschronicle.com/news…
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