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Writer/composer; co-host of Brick-a-Brack & Super Series Us on Twitch! Previously: Cuphead Show, Jellystone, SpongeBob, Kamp Koral, & Patrick Star Show

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2013
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Women calling little boys "would-be incels" should be met with the same contempt and disgust as men calling little girls "future whores" or other sexualized insults. WILDLY inappropriate way to speak of children.
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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is that 10 million fucking fireflies
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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This tweet led me to discover that “treasure trove” falls under this category, with “trove” coming from the French for “found,” but common usage over time has forced it to become a noun. I’m eager to be annoying about this one in the future
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Imagine playing Cyberpunk DnD and your DM is literally John Cyberpunk
The crew? Assembled. The dice? Ready! What could possibly go wrong? The first episode of our special Cyberpunk Pen & Paper session is here, with the one and only Mike Pondsmith from @RTalsorianGames running the game! youtu.be/PBmkJbK3NGw
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One thing that’s cool about every ecosystem having its own bird species is that means every ecosystem has its own soundtrack. Swamp music vs forest music vs mountain music. The world is so awesome
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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I don’t care This is not significant to my research
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learning to mix for the first time is this loud enough
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It’s like poetry it rhymes
Amazon's new head of TV has requested that the ‘MASS EFFECT’ series should be rewritten to appeal to “non-gamers.” A greenlight for the series is expected shortly. (Source: theankler.com/p/why-is-peter…)
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Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one
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The cowboy and the samurai are natural allies.
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This is against god. We were never meant to see a skimmer like this. Please rotate him to his natural position.
front facing black skimmer. whatever man
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a good rule of thumb is you should spend about twice the amount of time in the song making the song. so a 5 minute song you should spend 10 minutes making
hours spent making a 2 minutes and 30 seconds song is crazy.
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Them giving Chewbacca a Medal at the end of TROS might be the single most "We're sorry, Reddit." scene in the entire Sequel Trilogy and that is a high bar to clear.
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“Meanwhile, there's far too much moral clarity in The Lord of the Rings for the story to feel authentic and relatable.”
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Really hoping the Harry Potter series opens with kindly old David Zaslav sitting by a crackling fire and saying, "Shall I tell you a most magical story?"
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at the zoo booing all the animals that are sleeping
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