How do you inspire kids to get excited about investing? This is my moonshot 🚀 Join me!
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Ready to teach your kids about investing?
Li Lu unveiled the core curriculum on October 5th… the 6 timeless principles of all intelligent investing 🔥
There’s nothing that helps people more than helping them get rid of a wrong idea and replacing it with a right one 🔥
Brad Kaellner retweeted
pay attention to people who speak highly of others behind their back.
it's a rare and revealing sign of character.
Howard Marks has a gift for finding the signal amidst the noise
“If you wait at a bus stop long enough, you’re guaranteed to catch a bus.
If you run from bus stop to bus stop, you may never catch a bus.” 🔥
If you’re 45+ and haven’t gotten a colonoscopy, schedule it today
Got my first one last month
Colon cancer is now:
- No. 1 cancer killer of men under 50
- No. 2 cancer killer for women same age.
Here is what research says can stop it:
1. It begins as one silent polyp that grows for 10 years without a single symptom.
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Annuities are how the wealthy keep the spigot flowing after retirement 🎯
Shaquille O'Neal reveals he expects to receive $1,000,000 a month from annuities when he turns 55
“I would always see this filthy rich guy. I'm talking rich, Four Seasons, Rolls-Royce”
“I asked him, I was like, ‘How do you stay rich?’”
“He said, ‘Shaq, if you have $100, you want to save $50 but if you want to be wealthy, you play with $25 and you save $75’”
“So after I heard him say that, I would start to get endorsement checks and not even turn them in”
“I had so much money coming in, I put a lot into annuities”
“Next year I get a lot, almost for the rest of my life. So 55, 60, and 65. That was my failproof, just in case the investments don't work and this and that”
“I don't like to brag but I think at 55 I'll probably get $1,000,000 a month”
Brad Kaellner retweeted
2021: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2022: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2023: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2024: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2025: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2026:
Customer: "This package missed the guaranteed delivery date."
Amazon Bot: "We are so sorry for the delay! It is still in transit and should arrive tomorrow."
Customer: "I am not asking for a tracking update. Two-day Prime shipping is a paid retail contract. Since you missed the delivery window, apply the $15 monthly Prime fee credit to my account balance immediately."
48 hours later...
Brad Kaellner retweeted
Happy Halloween! Hit me in replies with your kid’s 530A @TrumpAccounts QR code for an investment treat. Download your kids 530A account now - it’s already open w $$ - just download the app to claim it! Get them invested for a lifetime of financial freedom! 🧡👻🇺🇸
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Robert and I are thrilled that our gift of over 2 million shares of SpaceX stock will be distributed to children’s Trump accounts in December!
Our initial gift (shares transferring to escrow as we speak) will go to 11 to 17-year-olds who live in zip codes with median family income (MFI) of $57,000 or less, and to those who live in zip codes with too few residents for an MFI to be reported in the census. These families should receive a notice by Monday.
In a few weeks, an additional gift will be finalized for eligible 11 to 17-year-old children in military families serving overseas, children in foster care, and more children whose MFI is $90,000 or less living in counties near our home in the great state of Texas.
Thank you to the incredible team @SpaceX, @Treasury, @IRS, @DellFdn, @GreaterHorizons, @InvestAmerica24, and the legal firms of Morgan Lewis and Gibson Dunn for working over the past few months to make this happen.
We are deeply grateful for the groundbreaking work that Brad Gerstner @altcap and @MichaelDell have done for the long-term financial security for millions of kids.
God Bless America!
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Buffett: "In all those years, there are only two times Charlie. . . pounded the table and just said, 'Buy, buy, buy.' BYD was one of them, and Costco was the other. And we bought a certain amount of Costco, and we bought quite a bit of BYD."
It’s a Rorschach test of whether you’re driven by empathy or envy
Look, I’m not trying to be an ass here. But raising a go fund me for the frozen pizza rep that got harassed by the influencer is absolutely insane.
We all have bills. We all struggle each and every day. But come on.
Surely, there’s others that agree with me here, right?
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As donations near half a million for Red Baron Walt, he dropped this message today on GoFundMe 🚀
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You get what you tolerate
Such underrated life advice
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Did you know that Lowe’s will price match Amazon? 🤯
Save $50 and pick it up today 🔥
H/t @ShannonJean 🎩
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