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X AGENT🚶 retweeted
Garri is not a poor man’s food
Do you know how much is Yellow Garri in the market??😅
X AGENT🚶 retweeted
This world is full of users 💔
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
X AGENT🚶 retweeted
This car lacks alignment and it’s still on the road how?
🎬 FIRED AT 50: NOT FINISHED YET
At 50, Frank lost the job he'd given 23 years of his life to.
One cardboard box. One unanswered question. One voicemail from his daughter.
He had every reason to give up, but he chose to start again.
Twenty-three years, and suddenly I'm just a number.
Then he whispered three words that changed everything:
"Not finished yet."
Watch until the end. This story hits differently when you've ever struggled to keep your life together.
What would YOU do if you lost your job at 50?
X AGENT🚶 retweeted
"Lamine Yamal winning the Ballon d’Or is the only thing that can bring my smile back today"
One Asaba culer reply under him post say him no go fit win am, say him no good in big games 😂😭.
That Real Madrid loss did that fanbade dirty 😭
