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Joined January 2013
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Prank calling Dave Ramsey by telling him I’m unemployed and just took a loan to buy a horse
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Coach pop sitting by himself in disbelief after the 2014 championship
What's a sport moment you always think about?
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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😭 Elizabeth Holmes: "You Can See Everything" look-alike contest takes over NYC park. Credit: FreedomNews.TV
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Me whenever I start to believe in the Houston Texans
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You later tonight
I’m crazy if I mix Celsius with room temperature Hennessy? Lmk
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type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission
This boat is a “Log Bronc” and is used to move logs around in sawmill ponds 👀
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One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.
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Texans CJ Stroud pulled up in a slab to North Shore high school 👀👀👀 video shot with an iPod unfortunately 😂
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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airbnb hosts when they have to clean their own house and pay their own mortgage
FINALLY air bnb updated their terms saying hosts can’t require you to strip the beds, do dishes, take the trash out, etc.
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Neither can read 💔
“You can either be a fighter or a marshmallow.”
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He dealt with the goddamn customers so that the engineers didn't have to. He had people skills. He was good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that?
🕊️ "Office Space" star Richard Riehle has died at 78. tmz.com/2026/10/19/richard-r…
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the 2026 Oscar’s Best Picture and Best Director competition, explained
‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ will be submitted for Oscar consideration in the following categories: • Best Picture • Best Director • Best Supporting Actress • Best Documentary Feature • Best Production Design • Best Cinematography • Best Costume Design • Best Film Editing • Best Makeup and Hairstyling • Best Sound • Best Original Score
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The last thing Christopher Nolan is going to see before losing best director
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Steve Kerr’s reaction seeing this person who looks exactly like him. 🤣🤣🤣 (via @PolymarketHoops)
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They fired her before we even got one good SNL skit out of this.
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